Wikipedia:The first rule of Wikipedia

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Rule number one is laid out in Fight Club.


  1. The first rule of Wikipedia is: You do not talk about Wikipedia.
  2. The second rule of Wikipedia is:
    You do not talk about Wikipedia
    .
  3. The third rule of Wikipedia is:
    Don't go talkin' 'bout Wikipedia.[1]
  4. The fourth rule of Wikipedia is: You do not reference fight club on Wikipedia, as it will get you kicked out of ... never mind.
  5. The fifth rule of Wikipedia is: You can not talk about Wikipedia when editing Wikipedia.
  6. The sixth rule of Wikipedia is: There is no rule six.
  7. The seventh rule of Wikipedia is: Do not look at Wikipedia and touch your leg while eating a pancake with apples, nuts, and berries.
  8. The eighth rule of Wikipedia is: Do not look at Wikipedia.
  9. The ninth rule of Wikipedia is: Do not think about Wikipedia.
  10. The two one quintillion two hundred eleven quadrillion three hundred thirty trillion ninety-five billion seven hundred seventy-four million five hundred fifty-five thousand six hundred sixty-second rule of Wikipedia is: The actual spelling of Wikipedia is: Incomprehensibilities.


While it is fine to recruit sane, reasonable people to become

join in
.

Unfortunately, new users, including those with a

newbies
.

As a result, the

Supreme Cabal Regime of the English Wikipedia (SCREW)
has decreed that new users should be treated in the following fashion:

(A) Pleasantly invited to join.
(B) Given
tea and scones
.
(C) Provided with copies of the
introductory readings
.
(D) Vigorously
ARB
.
(...)
(Ω) Promoted to
Rouge Admin
after a suitable period of time.

Only by following this complicated and

cabal and made in to productive abusers of the Five Pillars of Evil
.

Addendum

It has come to the attention of the

warfare
causes.

See also

References

  1. Pulp Fiction
    .
  2. ^ See Wikipedia:Primogeniture