User:Mirage5000

Today's motto...

Damn the torpedoes! Full steam ahead!

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Userboxes

ubx-5

This user uses entirely too many userboxes.

This user eats Swedish Fish.

This user does not exist. However, if this user begins to exist, seek shelter immediately.

IQ	This user's Intelligence Quotient is -2 .

This user is interested in beauty.

This user is of
Ukrainian ancestry.

HO HO HO!

This user believes in
Santa Claus.

This user is a child at heart. They might have grown older, but they'll never grow up.

This user prefers cold weather.

This user rejects your reality and substitutes their own!

*_*

This user loves manga.

This user is a man-eating talking plant.

This user thinks no outfit is complete without cat hair.

This user is proud
to be a Wikipedian.

This user loves you. So what are ya doing Saturday night hot stuff?

bagels

, but NO CREAM CHEESE!

awesome

This user is totally awesome!

WinXP

Regretfully, this user contributes using Microsoft Windows XP.

SI

This user uses the

metric system and loves it.

?	This user doesn't know Whose Line It Is.

Ø

This user is a recluse.

This user is interested in Russia and is capable of speaking in a Russian accent.

This user's got a case of the Mondays.

en-us
-N

This user is a native speaker of American English.

This user considers themselves self-educated
.

This user knows that the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything
.

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This user is a professional procrastinator.

This user is a bibliophile.

This user spends far too much time editing their user page.

This user would like to own one or more dogs.

This user is a cereal killer.

This user drinks hot chocolate.

This user overuses userboxes.

Kubrick

This user thinks that Stanley Kubrick is the greatest director of all time.

BB

This user contributes using a broadband
connection.

news

The only reality show this user watches is the news.

Cyrl-2
Д

This user has an intermediate understanding of the Cyrillic script.

This user is interested in World War I (1914–1918) and World War II (1939–1945).

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This user would like to know all existing languages.

This user is a Pirate. Arrr!

This user is addicted to video games.

BT

This user uses BitTornado.

This user is nocturnal.

This user likes to hear that viewer discretion is advised.

c++-2

This user is an intermediate C++ programmer.

This user thinks time zones are evil.

This user eats cheese.

This user thinks sheep are cute.

BB	This user is on a mission from God.

This user is a recent changes patroller.

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This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately...

N	This user is a fan of Nintendo hardware and software.

This user contributes using Firefox.

near sighted

.

Big Brother is watching this user.

no ads

This user is against commercials in Wikipedia.

This user enjoys comics.

This user thinks pets should only come from an animal shelter.

This user enjoys bicycling.

crushing your head

! Crush, crush!.

A person is smart; people are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it!

This user loves pasta.

This user loves userboxes.

To-do

Greatfully stolen from Kylu

Welcome new users every day! Goal: 5 per day.
Start or Edit an article! Goal: 1 per day.
Grammar-check and Spell-check an article for obvious problems! Goal: 1 per day.
Watch recent changes and remove obvious vandalism! Goal: 30 minutes per day.
Try to remember to be nice to people on here. Debate solves problems, argument doesn't.

WikiProjects

Red Link Recovery

Articles of Interest(to me)

Alvin Rakoff

v t e WikiProject: Countering systemic bias Project members create new articles and improve neglected ones.
Review and improve	American-led intervention in Iraq (2014–present) Eastern Europe Central Europe Medical assistant Hoda Barakat Women's rights movement in Iran Roch Marc Christian Kaboré Cultural practice Covance History of East Asia White pride Ryke Geerd Hamer Western painting American exceptionalism American (word) BRIC Rwandan genocide History of HIV/AIDS Moon-eyed people Australia national soccer team Leopard Society
Article requests	Marcel Météore Mois Benarroch Gert-Jan Lokhorst
Expand	Oscar Pill Sorbian literature Henrique Abranches Ti-Grace Atkinson List of Islamic educational institutions Muntaqim v. Coombe Turbi massacre National Unity Party Álvaro Mutis African Progress Union Southern Aslian languages Surojana Sethabutra Rachel Foster Avery MediaSmarts
Update	First Ivorian Civil War Cotonou Banjul War in Darfur Stay-at-home dad Ituri conflict
Article Project page All open tasks