Wikipedia:Angry Mob Noticeboard

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    Welcome to the angry mob request board
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    This page is for requesting angry mobs on the English Wikipedia to deal with problem editors.

    • Please refrain from posting diffs or any other form of evidence. Angry rhetoric is preferred.
    • Before requesting an angry mob here you are required to
      request help
      from other editors who have had problems with them in the past.
    • Requests may be denied if you do not make it clear that the problem editor is actively trying to destroy Wikipedia, is involved in an evil plot, or persistently and blatantly disagrees with you.

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    When you start a discussion about an editor, you should not notify them on their user talk page.

    Click here to request a new angry mob
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    The dispute will be heard by ArbCom via live streaming from the Saloon WP Civil Court and Justice of the Peace office in Langtry, Texas

    Whenever

    the administrators noticeboard is an inappropriate venue, angry mobs can be requested to solve problems. After all, what works better to resolve disputes and write an encyclopedia than an angry mob with torches, clubs, and implements of husbandry? To summon an angry mob to burn the article to the ground, beat up your talkpage opponents, and otherwise pacify troublemakers, file a request at the WP:Angry Mob Noticeboard
     – but be sure to detail all the drama, lies, halftruths, distortions, expletives and pejoratives, so the angry mob can get appropriately fired up.

    You do not need to inform any opponents you mention, since the angry mob likes to do that themselves – and a crowd with torches and pitchforks rarely escapes anyone's attention.

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