User:Evil Monkey

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Yet she became more and more
prostitute in Egypt. There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. (Ezekiel
23:19-20)

Me

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20,000+

This user has made more than 20,000 contributions to Wikipedia.

This user is an undergraduate student majoring in Astronomy.

BSc

This user has a Bachelor of Science degree in Astronomy.

This user lives in New Zealand.

DOB: June 6, 1985 the day that the grave of one Wolfgang Gerhard is exhumed in Embu, Brazil; the remains found are later proven to be those of Josef Mengele, Auschwitz' "Angel of Death". Mengele is thought to have drowned while swimming in February 1979.
Location: New Zealand; Christchurch
Occupation: Student at the University of Canterbury. I have a B.Sc. in Astronomy, and am currently studying honours
I speak: New Zealand English
How long I've been here: My earliest logged in edit was on November 7, 2003 at 13:56. I edited the Yang Liwei article (Wow I've been here over three years)
Previous Identity: I used to be known around these parts as

Enceladus

(this link just takes you back to this page). I've put in a request for a moving all my contributions to this username but it could take a couple of months before that happens. I had about 1100 edits on that username. On my current username I have at least 3149 edits (that figure really isn't that helpful as I have been image tagging which means that I get lots of edits for doing very little).
Education: The Primary school I attended was

Kew School

— I wonder what the odds of it surviving Articles for Deletion twice are?
Belief System: I believe in the Invisible Pink Unicorn
Operating system:

Ubuntu Linux

I am a member of the Association of Wikipedians Who Dislike Making Broad Judgements About the Worthiness of a General Category of Article, and Who Are In Favor of the Deletion of Some Particularly Bad Articles, but That Doesn't Mean They are Deletionist

Music and TV that everybody should like

The Eagles

My Image Gallery

These are the photos that I have taken and contributed to Wikimedia

Main Page

These are the articles that I have been involved in that have made the Main Page

Saturn V - Today's featured article on December 10, 2004
Apollo 8 - Today's featured article on April 19, 2005
Did you know:
- ...that Kordylewski clouds are large concentrations of dust that orbit Earth at the distance of the Moon?
- ...that J002E3 was at first thought to be a new moon of the Earth when discovered in 2002 but later found to be the third stage of the Apollo 12 Saturn V?
- ...that executioner in the Papal States
  ?

Articles that I have created or done a lot of work on
Charles Brooks, Jr. | Chris Currie

Articles I want to expand/create

Blu-Tack | Elemeno P | The Darkness | Weet-Bix

Interests at Wikipedia

All Quiet on the Western Front

Well as you can see from the articles above that I've worked on, I'm mainly interested in spaceflight, usually American as there is alot of information on these spaceflights. Alot of the time though I spend just browsing and correcting issues as I see them. I'm spending alot of time tagging images at the moment as well. Remember to
be bold
when editing anything that I've written. Chances are that I've made some terrible spelling mistake (for the life of me I can never spell separate right) or some grammatical error (wrong tense usually).
I think that "If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly and redistributed at will, do not submit it" should be posted on every new users page. There seem to be some people who think that they own articles.
My goal in life is to become famous enough to warrant an entry of my own in the main namespace of Wikipedia. Hopefully it will be Jeffrey Simpson (astronomer) not Jeffrey Simpson (murderer)

Vandalism

Sponsored by Pelican Shit International

*** Got Pelican Shit? ***

It's not just for breakfast anymore!

I've lost count of how many times this page has been vandalised. Some of the more weird ones have been:

"Aged 2 (even though I look gay!)"

"Evil Monkey was not accepted on hotornot.com, as he does not look over 18, he was predicted to be 12! OMG w00t lol wat a nob."

"I am a faggot with no life so I take stupid photos of myself and post them on wikipedia. i jack off all day and suck at life."

"I am ugly and need not a life, but a death"

"nob!"

An ASCII Monkey

Someone with an odd obsession with "daiper sex"

On a talk page I was called a "childish brat"

http://www.politicalcompass.org/

Went along to this website and according to them I am:
Economic Left/Right: -2.00
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -1.69

Are You a Wikipediholic Test?

I got a score of 96, so I'm in the optimal, most productive range..

Barnstars and other things

I, gadfium, hereby award you this Working Man's Barnstar, as a reward for your tireless tagging of images

I, Alkivar, hereby award you this Working Man's Barnstar, as a reward for your tireless effort doing edits I'm too lazy to do, but more importantly for going the extra mile to do the tedious work that Wiki so desperately needs.

For your rapid-fire anagrammatical intellect, here's a cookie. -- brian0918 04:05, 16 Mar 2005 (UTC)

Your suggestion of People's Republic of America as our millionth article seems to have fired Wikipedians' imagination. I was particularly amused by its inclusion in Wikipedia:List of countries where Wikipedia is banned. I award you this cookie for your inspiration.-gadfium 09:05, 26 Mar 2005 (UTC)

To break the symetry of your awards section I Brookie award you thr No.1 award

I award you this barnstar for your many expansions on the detail-heavy
Use of death penalty worldwide and improving the related map. Demi ^T/_C
21:36, 2005 Apr 11 (UTC)

For your tireless combat against vandals, I only The Tireless Contributor Barnstar appropriate.
chi?
05:17, 25 Jun 2005 (UTC)

I, Knowledge Seeker, award you this Editor's Barnstar for your strong work in reverting vandalism (and your excellent contributions to astronomy articles).]]

I,
Kaiba
, present you with this barnstar for your constant battles against vandals.

For being so quick to fix the layout problem in the
Ubuntu article "with the utmost quality", I award you a Minor Barnstar. Congrats! Brisvegas
11:05, 12 April 2007 (UTC)

The Photographer's Barnstar

For the photo of the Apollo 15. Lundgren (talk)

The End

Felis silvestris domesticus
who answers to the name Puss! RIP 24 February 2007
And if you listen closely you'll hear the familiar sound of no-one caring — Dr.
Percival Cox

I do not dual-license my work

I am against voluntary dual-licensing of Wikipedia contributions.

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