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Wikipedia history
I first encountered Wikipedia sometime in mid-
copyediting
at first. I first created a userpage on April 13, 2006. I'm now involved in a wide variety of articles, pertaining to my interests and studies.
Contributions
I created the article
.
Grammar and linguistic preferences
I am a recovering grammar nazi . I am a writer and, at current, a student of editing ; subsequently, such activities are natural to me. If copyediting is needed, I will more than likely be able to help.
AIM talk
perfectly well, but does not seriously use it. Ever.
. The This user does not put two spaces after a full stop.
, This user fixes comma-splices
; they are annoying.
A, B, and A and B This user prefers to use the serial comma only when its omission can be confusing.
its & it's This user understands the difference between its and it's . So should you.
’s
This user agrees with incorrect usage of
apostrophes .
[1]
x; y
This user is addicted to semicolons ; (s)he uses them frequently.
your you're This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help.
snuk This user says snuck .
to too two This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two .
who(m)
This user advocates the use of whom wherever proper, but does not insist upon it.
if & whether This user knows how to use "if " and "whether " correctly.
their / there / they're
This user knows they're out there , those people who confuse words pronounced /ðeə(r)/ , and their edits are infuriating.
Vandalism
This page has been vandalised twice:
Awards
The Original Barnstar
I award you, Swi tch , a barnstar for being a valuable, productive, and helpful contributor to wikipedia. --Ubiq 03:20, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
Music
My tastes include primarily
Descendents to
Dead Kennedys to
Discharge to
Doom to
Devo . I also enjoy
funk , particularly
Zapp ,
Parliament /
Funkadelic and the
go go band
Trouble Funk . To a lesser extent, I also enjoy
reggae ,
dub music and
ska , epsecially
2 tone , and
heavy metal , primarily fist-wave bands like
Black Sabbath , but also
Motörhead and slow, heavy
doom metal bands like
Pentagram and
Saint Vitus . I am also a fan, in a boader sense, of
alternative rock and
alternative metal . I enjoy
free jazz ,
hip hop ,
industrial music ,
rock and roll ,
soul , and almost anything else as long as it's good. A short list of favourite bands includes
The Clash ,
Rage Against the Machine ,
Crass ,
Joy Division ,
The Smiths ,
Gang of Four ,
Red Hot Chili Peppers and
Interpol .
Influences
Though I do not subscribe to dogma , I have been politically, personally and philosophically influenced by many streams of thought, including:
People
People who have influenced me philosphically or politically, or who are just generally awesome, include:
Alan Moore – Bill Hicks – Carl Einstein – Crass – Emiliano Zapata – Emma Goldman – Frantz Fanon – George Carlin – George Orwell – Henry Rollins – Howard Zinn – Immanuel Kant – Jean-Paul Sartre – Jello Biafra – Karl Marx – Leo Tolstoy – Malcolm X – Noam Chomsky – Oscar Wilde – Peter Kropotkin – Philip K. Dick – Terry Pratchett
Politics and beliefs
Me at a glance:
This user supports the "terrorists"
the world over.
This user supports antifa in combating fascism in both word and action.
This user supports mandatory detention for refugees
.
This user believes in a Conflict
.
Oh shit!
This user thinks profanity does not exist. (S)he believes that such words are the same as any other words and should be treated as such.
This user is a Citizen of the World
.
This user is a strong supporter of the LGBT community , and sees nothing wrong with being queer .
This user opposes gun control for civilians but
supports gun control for the
military and
police forces and thinks gun ownership by anyone is a
Bad Thing .
EAC
This user is not a member of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy , because it doesn't exist, and even if it did, (s)he wouldn't be, of course not.
Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of
Futurama .
Rock 'n' Roll
, brothers.
Retort to the argument that "Anarchy would never work because it would just patent nonsense
.
The Qur'an might be "
violent ", but it's nothing compared to that
Bible in your jacket pocket.
Racism is really stupid . This is not opinion ; it is fact .
.
Portmanteaus
are cool.
.
, by the way.
I have witnessed police brutality , but I have not been a victim of it.
in 2000, but was forced to face trial in 2005 - sadly, he died before he could be punished for his crimes. Let's bring the rest of the people responsible for the atrocities committed to justice!
The world would be a better place if Oscar Wilde had recorded a rock album.
Intelligent design is about as valid as Young Earth creationism , which is about as valid as astrology , which is about as valid as phrenology , which is not very valid at all .
, and I hate them.
.
You can add racist immigration laws to that, too.
I support anarchism without adjectives .
"Anarcho"-capitalists are just capitalist "libertarians" trying to sound cool .
Released into public domain
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