Wikipedia:Writing an article that will probably get deleted

This page is intended as humor. It is not, has never been, nor will ever be, a Wikipedia policy or guideline. Rather, it illustrates standards or conduct that are generally not accepted by the Wikipedia community.

Do you like vandalizing?

Do you think it is funny?

Or just want to make a joke/troll page?

Or maybe, you just want to spam?

Then go ahead, write an article that will probably get deleted, and classified as a speedy page.

The following are types of articles that often get speedy deletion. Just don't. Unless you really want to (read the next section for more info).

• Nonsense:
  • A bunch of useless characters
  • Nonsensitive text and jokes
  • Anything else that is not useful in any way

• Joke and troll content:
  • Obvious
    trolling
  • Jokes that rather belong in somewhere like Uncyclopedia

• Spam
  • Advertising
  • Self promotion of social media pages, websites, etc.

These are

• A
  speedy deletion template
  will be put on your article
• It will (obviously) get deleted
• Someone will leave you an
  ugly and embarrassing message on your User talk page
• If you keep on vandalizing, more ugly and embarrassing messages will be left on your talk page
• If you still keep vandalizing, you will be blocked from creating pages and editing
• If the block expires and you continue vandalizing, you will likely be permanently blocked and your IP will be blocked from creating new pages.
• If you use
  sockpuppet accounts to evade
  your block, they will probably be blocked too
• If you create speedy pages on other
  globally blocked
  as well.

If you have had all this on the list happen, enjoy your permanent global ban.

So just don't create speedy pages.

But if you really have a temptation to, do it in the Sandbox where no one really cares as it gets automatically reverted once in a while anyways.

• Go ahead, vandalize
• Wikipedia:List of really, really, really stupid article ideas that you really, really, really should not create and its more serious brother Wikipedia:List of bad article ideas.
• Wikipedia deletion policy