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Peace is a state of balance and understanding in yourself and between others, where respect is gained by the acceptance of differences, tolerance persists, conflicts are resolved through dialogue, people's rights are respected and their voices are heard, and everyone is at their highest point of serenity without social tension.


Martin, As you archive so regularly (unlike some editors ...) I thought that this would
a) Brighten up your page, and
b) Add a serious tone amidst all the hilarity.
All the best to you and yours –
 – Gareth Griffith-Jones |The Welsh Buzzard| 11:08, 24 December 2012 (UTC)[reply]

Thank you. A lovely picture. Martinevans123 (talk) 23:03, 26 December 2012 (UTC)[reply]
I have made a little seasonal update - hope you don't mind! Martinevans123 (talk) 09:02, 31 March 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Not at all. The snow has almost vanished.
A
Christ; the first Sunday following the full moon that occurs on or next after the vernal equinox, neither earlier than March 22 nor later than April 25.
I hate this BST ... why can't we stick with good old GMT? (... it follows the sun after all)
Cheers!
Gareth Griffith-Jones – The WelshBuzzard – 10:27, 31 March 2013 (UTC)[reply
]
now, I ask you, what kind of alphabetical (or significance) order is that?!!
Yours, aye John Lemon
Have always loved that record. Good compilation of photographs ... who is the geezer in the middle — at 1 min 32 secs? –
 – Gareth Griffith-Jones |The Welsh Buzzard| 20:28, 31 March 2013 (UTC)[reply]
For some reason, he always reminded me of Nixon!
Oh! Of course. I knew that really –
 – Gareth Griffith-Jones |The Welsh Buzzard| 20:47, 31 March 2013 (UTC)[reply]


... my own personal permanent fixture tribute...
You turn your back for a just a second and some strange Swedish person sneaks in and steals your records!!

Please don't donate generously any more (.... and add whatever you like!!):

Jukeboxland - enter at your own risk
The following discussion has been closed. Please do not modify it.

All deleted, on the advice of

User:Fram
, in case there is a copyright problem.

Blocks all round?

!
"They've got womanly breasts under pale mauve vests,
Shoes like dead pigs' noses,
Cornflake packet jacket, catalogue trousers,
A mouth what never closes."
Please, Mr. Admin-robot, don't be a Blockhead.
Oi! Oi! ... Cornflake packet jacket, catalogue trousers, A mouth what never closes...
Their shapeless haircuts don't enhance, Their ghastly patterned shirts.. (allegedly)

"You babes talk about your madison shoes We've got a thing we call the madison blues"

  • What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!
  • I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.Boing
  • The other day I held the door open for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester.clown

Enjoy .micro.dot.cotton (talk) 18:04, 26 September 2015 (UTC)[reply]

"OMFG". Not seen you for a while, Dot! I thought you'd been
sent down for at least 30 years for giving Nasty Nick his last ever WP:GAR. But what a lovely musical gift! Hours of Manchester fun. lol. Martinevans123 (talk) 18:32, 26 September 2015 (UTC)[reply
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There's a lot of ]
Ooo,
tongues-a-wagging, eh? That's the last thing you need, dearie. Martinevans123 (talk) 19:57, 26 September 2015 (UTC) ... but everyone needs a friendly ghost![reply
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[1] EEng (talk) 20:40, 26 September 2015 (UTC)[reply]
A great tool for all new users, I feel... "Big hello to big Father Jack Wayne, xylophone." Martinevans123 (talk) 21:24, 26 September 2015 (UTC) In years to come, future civilisations will say "Ah, so Wikipedia was useful, after all."[reply]

Editor of the Week

Editor of the Week
Your ongoing efforts to improve the encyclopedia have not gone unnoticed: You have been selected as
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Editor of the Week
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Coming up to 9 years of service and 77,000 edits, Martinevans123 is truly one of the unsung heroes of Wikipedia. On the surface, you may know him for his witty banter and Private Eye-esque visual humour, which I always enjoy, but beneath the surface lies someone who toils away day in, day out, on keeping articles in better shape. He doesn't go for the big awards like GAs and FAs, but he really does make the encyclopedia better without much reward. This nomination was seconded by User:Yash! and User:MelanieN.

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Martinevans123
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Editor of the Week
for the week beginning February 27, 2016
9 years and 77,000 plus edits, wit and humor hide an unsung hero. Daily work at articles to make the encyclopedia better without much reward.
Recognized for
his witty banter and Private Eye-esque visual humour
Nomination page


Thanks again for your efforts! Buster Seven Talk 19:35, 27 February 2016 (UTC)[reply]

Right, that's it! Please accept my resignation! 19:43, 27 February 2016 (UTC) p.s. but many thanks, anyway. That was really unexpected. I am deeply touched. (allegedly)
The award is usually distributed on Sunday. Due to the unexpected amount of touching displayed on this page you have been penalized with an additional day as Editor of the Week. This matter has not been discussed with the other WER clerks (Are there any other WER clerks?) and cannot be rescinded or changed in any way. Buster Seven Talk 20:08, 27 February 2016 (UTC)[reply]
I'm very pleased to see that you are keeping up the old traditions. Martinevans123 (talk) 21:01, 27 February 2016 (UTC)[reply]
Haha. Well, as Debbie might say .... "I'm always touched by your presents, dear." Martinevans123 (talk) 20:52, 27 February 2016 (UTC)[reply]
Better as part of the Charivari, I guess, --Gerda Arendt (talk) 21:05, 27 February 2016 (UTC)[reply]
Oh yes. "Rough "cat" music" sounds fine to me! [2]. Martinevans123 (talk) 21:10, 27 February 2016 (UTC)[reply]
We miss an article on
your trophee [de], seriously! Cat music is not all there is to it. --Gerda Arendt (talk) 13:16, 28 February 2016 (UTC)[reply
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Well, as Google tells me: "Traditionally, it is used by men in the codpiece of costume lederhosen worn." I'll see what I can do! Martinevans123 (talk) 13:21, 28 February 2016 (UTC)[reply]
It has come to the attention of the Editor Retentions' Board of Clerks that you may, perhaps, could be, in possession of a much desired and rarely displayed Official Wikipedia T-shirt. The report states that it is black with the The Wikipedia Globe prominently displayed. The report further states that you may have had your name imprinted on the front (potentially an act of vandalism). This would imply that you have already received accolades and "pats on the back" for your efforts. If that is, in fact, the case you may suffer the misfortune of having an additional day added to your week. The issue is under review. You will be advised ASAP. Buster Seven Talk 22:07, 27 February 2016 (UTC)[reply]
To be honest, I often do feel just like running away.... But chosing the right t-shirt can be such a delicate task (boyo) Martinevans123 (talk) 22:42, 27 February 2016 (UTC)[reply]
Many many congrats M. This is well deserved - thanks so much for all you do here at WikiP. MarnetteD|Talk 22:29, 27 February 2016 (UTC)[reply]
Thanks, MarnetteD. That's very nice of you. Martinevans123 (talk) 22:50, 27 February 2016 (UTC)[reply]
@Ritchie333:: please confirm receipt of that large Paypal payment, which seems to have paid off this time. Martinevans123 (talk) 10:10, 28 February 2016 (UTC) [reply]
I thought we were just going to settle quietly for a pony and a Greek island? Draws less attention to the taxman. Ritchie333 (talk) (cont) 13:04, 28 February 2016 (UTC)[reply]
Darn it, Threesie! There's no need to make a song and ]
Jeez.... talk about an "]
I count myself very lucky to get this glittering award. A Ram Invents123 (talk) 13:08, 28 February 2016 (UTC) [reply]
Um....the baseball bat is more of a
fungo bat, actually. It's used to hit fly balls to the outfielders during batting practice. And the Bavarian jockstrap is, um, obviously for someone that is well-endowed. Plus, its a Fool card. Not a Complete Fool card. I thought you would like it. The tights have a "slimming" quality, don't ya think? Buster Seven Talk 07:14, 29 February 2016 (UTC)[reply
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Well, that's me corrected and suitably slimmed. But you know what they say "... wherever the US Army goes, the fungos too. Martinevans123 (talk) 09:22, 29 February 2016 (UTC)[reply]
So long as they are good herding dog socks with a royal pedigree, then hang on to them, but do keep them pulled up. Robevans123 (talk) 23:34, 29 February 2016 (UTC)[reply]

Ah, feck!

RIP Frank. Shaken but never stirred. Martinevans123 (talk) 13:47, 28 February 2016 (UTC)[reply]

Now, and what do you say to a ]
Ah, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on..... Martinhacket123 (talk) 14:05, 28 February 2016 (UTC)[reply]

Cas and Shrodo

This sucks. I dont think even Leonard Cohen felt as sorry in his darkest days. Bleak links pls..Hillybilly also if you are watching. Hit me. I'll start with [3]. Ceoil (talk) 08:34, 1 October 2016 (UTC)[reply]

Fuck me, that's a bit maudlin. Was thinking
waiting![reply
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[4] probably captures the mood better ‑ ]
One for you Iridescent. --Hillbillyholiday talk 10:21, 1 October 2016 (UTC)[reply]
One of the more surreal moment in my Wikipedia history was a (real life) argument with Gina Birch over the quality of her Wikipedia bio (which is ]
Oh lovely, new to me Hillbilly. Almost as pretty miserabilism [5]. I dont know what she does to sustain at the end of each sentence. Ceoil (talk) 10:23, 1 October 2016 (UTC)[reply]
My girlfriend recently expressed her dislike of the twins. Naturally, I dumped her there and then. --Hillbillyholiday talk 10:44, 1 October 2016 (UTC)[reply]
Could she do me some nylons? Martinevans123 (talk) 15:59, 1 October 2016 (UTC)[reply]

In good hands?

Noticing the incoming weather in south Wales, I was looking at Emergency planning in Wales and it's good to see you're in good hands. The most useful advice I could find there was on colouring in and 2.5D modelling, but this is the best advice... Robevans123 (talk) 10:42, 1 October 2016 (UTC)[reply]

As long as we get some good Welsh crayons, I really don't mind! Martinevans123 (talk) 15:57, 1 October 2016 (UTC)[reply]

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DPL bot, you're such a gentleman gentle-non-sentient-machine-with-apparently-human-qualities. You never swear and you're never uncivil. I just don't know how you do it. You're our hero!! Martinevans123 (talk) 15:55, 1 October 2016 (UTC)[reply]
Why do you say this to your best mucker? I thought you were getting on so well. Robevans123 (talk) 12:05, 8 October 2016 (UTC)[reply]
Now listen here Robbo, butty, .... I have a recognised medical condition, have been severely baited for months... and now have deep suspicions (via Wikipediocracy) that DLP is in fact a disgusting sock!! Martinevans123 (talk) 12:15, 8 October 2016 (UTC)[reply]

October 2016

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So you finally came out of the IP shadows to scold me? But it seems quite a few other editors think exactly the same as I do and reverted for exactly the same reason. Sorry if I took one of my turns too early. Do you think you'll me raising my edits at
WP:AN3 and asking for me to be blocked? Martinevans123 (talk) 21:37, 2 October 2016 (UTC)[reply
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Beethoven and the Welsh colleague

Today was the concert at the Beethovenfest (a rough start of an article) of the Bells for Dafydd Llywelyn, without me, we had dress rehearsal for Elijah, --Gerda Arendt (talk) 21:44, 2 October 2016 (UTC)[reply]

Many thanks for telling me, Gerda. I will try and take a look at both. Martinevans123 (talk) 21:46, 2 October 2016 (UTC)[reply]
Even on YouTube, did you notice? --Gerda Arendt (talk) 12:54, 8 October 2016 (UTC)[reply]
Das Verdandi-Trio? I have now, thanks! Martinevans123 (talk) 13:00, 8 October 2016 (UTC)[reply]
The Fest got much better (the article, I mean). Next on YouTube:
OREYA, samples in the article. Our conductor watched them work, for example having the different elements of a chord expressed with different vowel colour, fifth bright, none dark, etc. Amazing.Watch their development for several years now. They come by bus in several days. We had several American guests, including a choral conductor. She and all others gave standing ovations! --Gerda Arendt (talk) 20:38, 20 October 2016 (UTC)[reply
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Wow, they sound interesting. I will definitely try and track them down! Thanks, Gerda. Martinevans123 (talk) 20:41, 20 October 2016 (UTC)[reply]

Next Welsh colleague Robert W. Jones, - can't believe that he has a German article, but not English! --Gerda Arendt (talk) 10:53, 24 October 2016 (UTC)[reply]

Many thanks. Gerda. That looks like an easy one. I watched Cantata Memoria: For the children on BBC Four last night. I suppose we can expect Karl Jenkins to at least be accessible. At first I felt disappointed, as it all sounded a bit too accessible - like a lot of nursery rhymes and Missa bits and pieces stitched together. And a bit hurried. But as it progressed I found it quite moving and unlifting. One doesn't often get English, Welsh and Latin all in the same libretto. Having Terfel there was obviously a big plus. There were some wonderful moments. And none of it gloomy. Martinevans123 (talk) 12:14, 24 October 2016 (UTC)[reply]
I can imagine: when we sang his Gloria we got applause in the middle of a church concert (!) after the Hebrew Psam 100, both concerts! Yes, uplifting. Now we get ready for the next uplift: Laudato si' by Peter Reulein, lyrics Helmut Schlegel, long discussion my talk, but in German. The only Hebrew in that piece (not counting tons of Halleluja and Amen) is "Shalom elechem", coming with Klezmer music, to illustrate the wedding at Kana, while one Francis sings Tarantella and the other tango. --Gerda Arendt (talk) 15:51, 24 October 2016 (UTC)[reply]
ps: I saw Terfel as Falstaff in Salzburg, in 2001! --Gerda Arendt (talk) 15:53, 24 October 2016 (UTC)[reply]
I must admit I really enjoyed the Cantata Memoria. I don't mind a bit of accessibility so long as it doesn't descend into triteness. One of the parts of Cantata is a Bach chorale - not sure which one. BTW the version shown on BBC4 last night was a slightly shortened version.
Here's a list of what is currently available (don't know if these will be much use to Gerda as BBC output on iPlayer can be a bit restricted if you are outside the UK):
  • Cantata Memoria - the complete work, 63 minutes 15 days left to watch - no download - has to be watched live
  • concert including Cantata Memoria 83 minutes 15 days left to watch. In Welsh with subtitles - no download - has to be watched live. Concert including Ynysowen Male Voice Choir (formed from the Aberfan Tip Removal Committee) singing with the school children from Aberfan today, Sian Philips, various others and much of the Cantata
  • Highlights of concert including much, but not all, of Cantata Memoria - 60 minutes 29 days left - downloadable
  • documentary on Cantata Memoria (in Welsh with English subtitles) - 24 minutes 14 days left - no download - has to be watched live
The Cantata is also available on CD (recorded at Abbey Studios and released by Deutsche Grammophon). Robevans123 (talk) 17:07, 24 October 2016 (UTC)[reply]
Thanks Rob, that's very comprehensive! I feel a few teaks to the Aberfan disaster article coming on.... if not a brand new article for the Cantata? Martinevans123 (talk) 17:52, 24 October 2016 (UTC)[reply]
You're welcome, and feel free to teak tweak away, or wood would you be meaning something else? I'll put a list of the currently available documentaries, along with the Cantata programmes, on to the Aberfan Disaster talk page. I don't have the technology to record from iPlayer to something more permanent, so I think I'll try to do a transcription of the documentaries - there's quite a lot of useful information that could be used in references.
Did you catch Aberfan: The Green Hollow last night? Thought it was very good. The Cantata should definitely have an article of it's own. I'll do it soon-ish unless you want to leap in.
BTW Gerda I've just read that the performance and documentary mentioned above are available on S4C's international site "s4c.cymru/international" if you can't access them on the BBC website. Robevans123 (talk) 18:47, 24 October 2016 (UTC)[reply]
That looks promising, - indeed BBC doesn't supply me anything but an explanatipon why they think I'm not in the UK ;) --Gerda Arendt (talk) 19:07, 24 October 2016 (UTC)[reply]

Back to

Beethoven: celebrate! - An average of 7k readers see the composer's infobox a day, and no one has complained. --Gerda Arendt (talk) 23:33, 4 November 2016 (UTC)[reply
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A real box office hit. No complaints? They're probably too afraid. Martinevans123 (talk) 09:42, 5 November 2016 (UTC)[reply]

Today we celebrate Carolin Emcke who won a peace prize, for writing "mute force" and "how we desire" among others, and moderates "streitraum". --Gerda Arendt (talk) 09:43, 5 November 2016 (UTC)[reply]

What a Farage-go

The last thing I'd have expected from UKIP – piss up in brewery officially cancelled! JezGrove (talk) 22:52, 4 October 2016 (UTC)[reply]

I guess she just wants to be "the ordinary man in the pub? Martinevans123 (talk) 11:22, 5 October 2016 (UTC)[reply]
I did nearly joke the other day that they should choose the next leader on the basis of the last man/woman standing – but I thought it would be alcohol rather than fisticuffs that whittled them down one by one... JezGrove (talk) 13:04, 6 October 2016 (UTC)[reply]
"... was taken to hospital in Strasbourg for tests." No comment on what those tests might be. But let's hope he survives them. Martinevans123 (talk) 13:10, 6 October 2016 (UTC)[reply]
"Hook 'em? I always bloody-well flatten 'em mate!" ... p.s. Woolfe reported later tonght that he was "feeling brighter".
Great news! (But 'feeling brighter' - won't that disqualify him if they find something when they do the next brain scan?!) JezGrove (talk) 21:09, 6 October 2016 (UTC)[reply]
"Oh, how we laughed!" If only I could get me head round these darned new Euros. Martinevans123 (talk) 21:13, 6 October 2016 (UTC)[reply]
No wonder UKippers prefer to think in shillings. JezGrove (talk) 22:50, 6 October 2016 (UTC)[reply]

Katie Price is not marginal

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Did someone mention Prada Willy Syndrome?? Martinevans123 (talk) 10:06, 5 October 2016 (UTC)[reply]

Here's something to disrupt your supper

I thought you might appreciate this one. The Miami Dolphins' season seemingly goes "tits down" as two of their granny cheerleaders take off their bras.

Derek R Bullamore (talk) 22:46, 5 October 2016 (UTC)[reply]

Haha, stunning. Certainly puts Our Katie to shame. Martinevans123 (talk) 22:49, 5 October 2016 (UTC)[reply]

Temperton

Just realised I've stomped all over your edits. FIGHT!!!. Ghmyrtle (talk) 12:47, 7 October 2016 (UTC)[reply]

You have to make such a
WP:ITN/C has been "less than lukewarm". So it doesn't really matter a whole hill of beans at the moment. By the way - your edits are a massive improvement. Martinevans123 (talk) 12:59, 7 October 2016 (UTC)[reply
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Mirror

This is a simple mirror of the article before your recent edits; it even credits the original article. The site scrapes random images from the Internet, usually 100% copyright violations, to decorate. This is simple content scraper to serve ads. Please revert. Kuru (talk) 12:48, 8 October 2016 (UTC)[reply]

Copying over to Talk:Andrew Vicari. Thanks. Martinevans123 (talk) 12:52, 8 October 2016 (UTC)[reply]

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"Laaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrd, Mi Cyaan Believe It!!" Martinevans123 (talk) 15:54, 8 October 2016 (UTC)[reply]
What ho Marty!. I say, some of chaps are rather confused about whether to insult/inslut/inlsut/inlust you or whatever. Jeeves is suggesting we insulate you on your talk page. Toodle Pip.
And just what are you insiltuating?? Martinevans123 (talk) 17:16, 8 October 2016 (UTC) I love those type of dolls, don't you? just like that nice Mr Trump.[reply]
Nice links - and I mean that most sincerely, folks, honestly. Robevans123 (talk) 17:41, 8 October 2016 (UTC)[reply]
Meesa thinking meesa sayin' my should be talkin' to you everydays from now on like Bom-bad
Otoh Gungan, okeeday? And my no know, but meesa' been needing to slip in them closin' tags, and *bam*, formattin' problems fixed! Yeaahhh! LaughingVulcan Grok Page! 01:30, 11 October 2016 (UTC)[reply
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Foo Foo fighters?

Do you reckon that Thailand's sadly missed air chief marshal was still a trainee fighter pilot? Oops, that's 15 years in jail for me then.... JezGrove (talk) 19:16, 14 October 2016 (UTC)[reply]

Haha, yes. You've certainly landed yourself well and truly in the soup. Martinevans123 (talk) 19:33, 14 October 2016 (UTC) p.s. he was great in cabaret though, wasn't he?? .... "Chang Sperms on drum!"[reply]
Yikes! And I assumed Air marshal Foo Foo had died in a dogfight, not in a dogdgy(!) meal…. That’s another 15 years, I suppose – does that make me "an habitual criminal", I wonder? JezGrove (talk) 22:21, 14 October 2016 (UTC)[reply]
Yes, probably a job for Dixon of Dog Green. Martinevans123 (talk) 22:30, 14 October 2016 (UTC)[reply]
In that case, I better scamper. JezGrove (talk) 22:35, 14 October 2016 (UTC)[reply]
Yes, I think you better had, Jez --Hillbillyholiday talk 11:17, 17 October 2016 (UTC)[reply]
I pity that foo'. LaughingVulcan Grok Page! 11:54, 17 October 2016 (UTC)[reply]

I have removed content you added to the above article, as it appears to have been copied from http://www.stmarysmarketdrayton.org.uk/history_6.html, a copyright web page. All content you add to Wikipedia must be written in your own words. Please let me know if you have any questions or if you think I made a mistake. — Diannaa 🍁 (talk) 23:27, 16 October 2016 (UTC)[reply]

I give up. Obviously a waste of your time. To me they're just facts. Yes, they are the same words, in a slightly different order. As ever, I'd be very interested to see how you personally would be able to paraphrase that material, in a way that wasn't "too close". Thanks. Martinevans123 (talk) 09:06, 17 October 2016 (UTC)[reply]
Hmm. As facts aren't subject to copyright, perhaps we should purge every extraneous word from every article, rendering them all as extended infoboxes? Problem solved! and it sure would make for a fun read. --Hillbillyholiday talk 12:16, 17 October 2016 (UTC)[reply]
Don't give up, on us baby. Sorry for the two most downbeat, dare I say turgid,
records I could find. Soul was a lot more fun in Mack and Mabel, and Bush has reached greater heights. Maybe you should try all the right words in the wrong order... I await the requested paraphrase with interest. Robevans123 (talk) 12:31, 17 October 2016 (UTC)[reply
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Awaiting likewise. Diannaa 🍁  - we're "all ears". Martinevans123 (talk) 15:24, 17 October 2016 (UTC)[reply]
Rob! Oh no, it's the curse of Hutch! Possibly one of the worse records ever made, there. But Ee-ee and the Progfather is perhaps one of the best. As far as Diannaaaaaaa and her tame copybot are concerned, it's just exhausting. Martinevans123 (talk) 18:38, 17 October 2016 (UTC)[reply]
Yes - the Gabriel/Bush number is good, but very much a Gabriel number, and I feel the Bush contribution could have been done by any decent session singer. Could have been better if Bush's amazing variety of tone and colour (as in Running) had been given freer rein. Whispering Bob Evans (whisper) 13:27, 18 October 2016 (UTC)[reply]
Oooh, just picturing Kate without reins. Perish the thoughtMartinevans123 (talk) 13:47, 18 October 2016 (UTC)[reply]
Paraphrasing Billy Connolly, in a slightly different context, you have to grab these moments when they happen. Robevans123 (talk) 15:12, 18 October 2016 (UTC)[reply]
I have done some further amendments to the prose re-added by Hillbillyholiday about the windows and it sent from nearly complete overlap to nearly zero overlap. Content has to be written in your own words and not inclusive of the source material. It's been suggested that not so much as three words should be together in the same order as the source. One thing I find that works for me is to read over the source material and then pretend I am verbally describing the topic to a friend in my own words. Stuff should also be presented in a different order where possible. Summarize rather than paraphrase. This will typically result in your version being much shorter than the source document. There's some reading material on this topic at Wikipedia:Close paraphrasing and/or have a look at the material at Purdue. — Diannaa 🍁 (talk) 19:41, 17 October 2016 (UTC)[reply]
Merci beaucoup, Marteen. Wikipedia ees like, 'ow you say, une partie pour les cheemps, n'est-ce pas?
Thank you, Dianna. That is very helpful and thoughtful advice. I will try and use it, if I ever attempt another summary of a church. It's a great shame that your work is completely hidden at Market Drayton. I'm sure you'll willingly lend a hand if I create a new separate article for St Mary's, won't you? Martinevans123 (talk) 19:49, 17 October 2016 (UTC)[reply]
Now, I think I may have spotted "three words together in the same order as the source". But I am going to enjoy not telling you which. Martinevans123 (talk) 20:26, 17 October 2016 (UTC)[reply]
"'ere Billy, me ol' china, I 'ad one of them Canadian Copyrighters in the back of me medieval church cab the uvver nite.... blimey! but I don't care if she comes round 'ere". L L Zamenhof 123 (talk) 20:58, 17 October 2016 (UTC)
Well, there's a difference between saying "north side of the chancel" and copying something that comprises
creative expression. — Diannaa 🍁 (talk) 21:06, 17 October 2016 (UTC)[reply
]
whoaah! that's five!! Yes, I'm sure "creative expression" is the very last thing we expect, like the wonderfully poetic "Its replacement stood for many years in the chancel" or the painfully dramatic "when permission was finally granted by the family responsible". Eat ur heart out, Hills:
"Be kind and tender to the Frog, And do not call him names, As 'Slimy skin,' or 'Polly-wog,' Or likewise 'Ugly James" Martinevans123 (talk) 21:28, 17 October 2016 (UTC)[reply]
lol... "'Ello, 'Ello, 'Ello. It's a fair cop guv'nor." etc., etc. Cell 123, (Letsby Avenue) 22:24, 17 October 2016 (UTC) [reply]

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You're such a tart RefBot. Just like that complete slag BracketBot. Martinevans123 (talk) 08:01, 19 October 2016 (UTC)[reply]

Doing the EU-okey cokey

Loved the remark from an EU diplomat quoted on Radio 4's PM earlier (if they said who exactly I missed it, and I'm paraphrasing a little, but you get the gist): "When the UK was in the EU, it only wanted to negotiate opt-outs. Now it's leaving the EU, it only wants to talk about opt-ins!" JezGrove (talk) 21:29, 20 October 2016 (UTC)[reply]

Haha, yes, that sounds about right. Did you see last Sunday's HIGNFY? I was thoroughly amused at the caption, suggested by "short-haired flat-shoed shovel-faced lesbian" Ruth Davidson, to that picture of Teresa May and the swordsman: "Now that's what I call a hard Brexit!" Martinevans123 (talk) 22:05, 20 October 2016 (UTC)[reply]
And it's good to see that the nutters are making plans for when they take over the asylum. Fortunately, this one got suspended. Robevans123 (talk) 22:08, 20 October 2016 (UTC)[reply]
Goodness me. That Cllr Christian Holliday, of the Guildford Conservative Association, makes some memorable politicians look comparatively sane. "Burpham and Warningcamp" sounds so appropriate, doesn't it? Martinevans123 (talk) 22:22, 20 October 2016 (UTC)[reply]
Very good! It seems the UK needs to learn its own lessons from 1955. JezGrove (talk) 22:27, 20 October 2016 (UTC)[reply]
Radio 4 unattributed (and paraphrased) EU diplomatic comment of the day (in response to Theresa May's "UK expects full EU role until Brexit" stuff, and either towards the end of PM or on the Six o'clock News): "Britain's acting like a husband who has told his wife he wants a divorce but won't say when, and expects to enjoy marital relations in the meantime…". JezGrove (talk) 19:20, 21 October 2016 (UTC)[reply]
Haha. I predict a messy divorce. Martinevans123 (talk) 14:46, 22 October 2016 (UTC)[reply]

Deep Purple explained…

Forget the Montreux Casino, now we know what Smoke on the Water was all about! "Black smoker" hydrothermal vents, obviously... JezGrove (talk) 22:48, 20 October 2016 (UTC)[reply]

What a deep groove. Martinevans123 (talk) 07:53, 21 October 2016 (UTC)[reply]

A page to watch

S. O. Davies is on the main page (with a link to a link to Aberfan disaster). It's also linked in "On this day...". Just reverted one silly edit. I'm sure there'll be more... Robevans123 (talk) 08:40, 21 October 2016 (UTC)[reply]

Regarding Jimmy Perry

Hi. Could we please sort out Jimmy Perry's article, in relation to his apparent death? There is only one source to this right now, and BLP states that information that can't be confirmed should be removed.

Since there is no confirmation from any news source that Perry is actually dead, I propose we remove it, as I'd already attempted to do.

If this turns out to be a hoax, it will be an egg on the face job for WP.

Thoughts?

]

Just announced on BBC News? Martinevans123 (talk) 16:52, 23 October 2016 (UTC)[reply]

Bold or RM but not both please

By all means

WP:AT
of course), or raise an RM, but not both at once. That just wastes time.

If you find you can't move an article but think it's uncontroversial, put in a technical request at

WP:RM. But please don't move an article to a placeholder. That just complicates things. TIA Andrewa (talk) 05:20, 24 October 2016 (UTC)[reply
]

Did you read my explanation? As you will see from the history, the first move was a mistake. I would have moved it straight back but was prevented from doing so, because "title already exists". Would you prefer that I had left the title as a spelling mistake? Why shouldn't self reverts be allowed for such cases? Thanks. Martinevans123 (talk) 07:53, 24 October 2016 (UTC)[reply]
@Andrewa: Could you please advise in case this happens again? Thanks. Martinevans123 (talk) 12:15, 24 October 2016 (UTC)[reply]
Thanks for your reply, and the time and effort you are putting into improving Wikipedia. I'm a volunteer too.
WP:creed#13
Yes, I read your explanation. It would have been irresponsible not to, considering the (small and easily fixed) mess you had created
WP:RM
to which I linked?
I repeat... please do not move to a placeholder. Just immediately raise a
technical request
. This sort of situation is exactly why we have technical requests. An admin can then immediately perform the move, without waiting for discussion (or will often raise a formal RM themselves if they feel discussion is required... or take other action, we're not encouraged to be quite as bold when using admin tools, but everything is recoverable... I've had to ask for part of the database to be restored from backup only once in many years of admin work, but a careless admin can cause real mayhem! And occasionally has... the record is about two days' partial downtime I think while things were fixed and recovered... our backups have improved since then... could be wrong, there may well have been more serious glitches I didn't even know about. And half a dozen times I've just had to ask a more experienced admin to fix my mess for me...).
Yes, there is often a backlog of technical requests. You might consider becoming a page mover or admin and help us with it! (You'd want to lurk a bit more on WP:RM before either I think... but perhaps not much more, and there are other things admins do too, and backlogs everywhere.) TRs still happen a lot quicker than full RMs, and take a lot less time for an admin to action on average, and most often nobody else needs to even know it happened.
If the move is very urgent there are other procedures... and procedures and procedures and procedures.
WP:creed#13
again! Feel free to raise a section on my talk page anytime (as you have done), but that may take a couple of days... or seconds... to action. It does no harm to ask in several places anytime you are really worried, and I'm happy to be one of them.
I think this discussion is time well spent for both of us. So do you understand what I am asking here, and why I am asking it?
Better still, do you think we can improve on this procedure, or on the documentation? I think it misled you, and if so, now your input is exactly what we need to tweak it so this happens less often.
We are all learners here. Self included. Any suggestion you make may just be thrown back in my face if I take it further and seek consensus to action it. Wouldn't be the first time. (;-> We move on. ]
Thanks for your reply. Yes, ok... "I promise I will not move to a placeholder." I repeat, "I promise I will not move to a placeholder.", etc., etc. I'm not sure "Gresford isaster" was really "a mess"? Just a slight mistake. Yes, I considered asking ]
I've seen bigger messes! Agree that ideally, all self-reverts should be possible.
In closing the RM, I was evaluating the consensus rather than deciding the issue for myself. There was a rough consensus not to capitalise in my opinion. But see . It's a rather ambiguous situation.
I spent a decade in
EDP audit
. One of my standard lines in presentations was It's my job to give people who don't know as much about computers as they would like valid reasons for relying on the information that the computers are giving them. Problem one is, it may not be logically possible to do this... But it seemed to work... mostly...
We tend to go with usage as an overall principle, preferring ]

PS Love your talk page headers! Andrewa (talk) 18:00, 24 October 2016 (UTC)[reply]

Oooh, Andrew,
snake in the grass, you. I'm sure your close was perfectly fine. Thank you for your diligence. I'll think twice before I move anything again. Martinevans123 (talk) 18:30, 24 October 2016 (UTC) [6][reply
]

Isaac's Mum and Dad

Isaac looking down to check we've got his Mum and Dad's details right

I checked on Isaac's Wiki page but now also on ODNB. http://www.oxforddnb.com/view/article/20059?docPos=1. Here's the first few lines if you don't have access: "Newton, Sir Isaac (1642–1727), natural philosopher and mathematician, was born on 25 December 1642 in the manor house of Woolsthorpe, near Colsterworth, about 7 miles south of Grantham, Lincolnshire, the only and posthumous son of Isaac Newton (1606–1642), yeoman farmer, and his wife, Hannah (c. 1610–1679), daughter of James Ayscough, gentleman, of Market Overton, Rutland." Cheers, Brian Bmcln1 (talk) 22:39, 27 October 2016 (UTC)[reply]

Yes, that looks right, thanks. So why did you revert my edit over there? Martinevans123 (talk) 07:25, 28 October 2016 (UTC)[reply]
A case of hopeless confusion, I expect. Sorry. Are the dates correct now? Bmcln1 (talk) 10:06, 28 October 2016 (UTC)[reply]
Well, I've reverted again, so I think so. Martinevans123 (talk) 17:29, 28 October 2016 (UTC)[reply]

Thanks for the Stainland edit - much appreciated. You might want to know that the pre-existing para on the Stainland Cross in that article is in part a copyvio (not your doing, I know) from the book which I've reffed in the William Swinden Barber article (A Concise History of the Parish and Vicarage of Halifax, in the County of York (1836), by John Crabtree, p.498: "Stainland Cross") which is in Google Books. Storye book (talk) 15:10, 29 October 2016 (UTC)[reply]

Don't tell Big D, whatever you do. But thanks. Martinevans123 (talk) 15:15, 29 October 2016 (UTC)[reply]
Haha OK. Storye book (talk) 17:01, 29 October 2016 (UTC)[reply]

@Ghmyrtle: Martin, I wonder if you, and perhaps Ghmyrtle whom I've tried to ping, would be interested in seeing if we could take Monnow Bridge to FA? As the only bridge of its type in Britain, it more than merits it. I think there's plenty of material, although there'll be a temptation to rely too heavily on Rowlands. And it would be a nice contribution to Monmouth and Wikipedia:GLAM/MonmouthpediA. Let me know what you think? Happy to try it alone, but thought it could be a fun collaboration. Best regards. KJP1 (talk) 07:01, 31 October 2016 (UTC)[reply]

Sounds like a good idea! Thanks for the invitation. I like a nice bit of bridge now and then. Martinevans123 (talk) 08:13, 31 October 2016 (UTC)[reply]
Excellent! I've just gone to check with Ghmyrtle to see what he thinks. If he's on board, that would be great. Otherwise, we'll have a go alone. We need to agree tasks, but it shouldn't be hard - something like Castell Coch would probably do:
  • History by century / centuries
  • Architecture
  • Setting
  • Other, blah, blah.

User:Hchc2009 would be a great peer reviewer, and would probably do it if asked. Looking forward to it. KJP1 (talk) 19:37, 31 October 2016 (UTC)[reply]

I would have thought our old friend "Grym Turtle" would be keen, as it's upstream from one of his favourite haunts, after all. Martinevans123 (talk) 19:46, 31 October 2016 (UTC)[reply]
Trying to get articles to FA is not really my thing (I'm not experienced in it, I dislike both the process and the concept, and I wouldn't be very good at it anyway), and I certainly wouldn't want to take any responsibility for any part of the article - but I don't want to be unhelpful. I have some sources to hand, but I think most of them have already been used in the article. Just looking at the article now, don't you feel there are too many old engravings, etc. - does each of them add something to the article? As I say, I'm happy to help, but it might be best if those involved ask for any help I can give as they go along, and I will keep a watching brief (copy-editing, asking questions, etc.). Ghmyrtle (talk) 20:19, 31 October 2016 (UTC)[reply]
Shucks. I was gonna say that too. Martinevans123 (talk) 20:40, 31 October 2016 (UTC)[reply]
Gentlemen, not a problem at all. Having done a few FACs, I can well understand why they are far from being everyone's cup of tea. I shall therefore have a go tout seul, but shall avail myself of the offer to ask for help as I go along. And, as a starter for ten; yes, there are indeed far too many old engravings. Reminds me of the St. Mary's page when it had the pictures of the vicar and the steeple totally obscured by scaffolding. Shall be in touch. All the best. KJP1 (talk) 22:56, 31 October 2016 (UTC)[reply]
A vicar totally obscured by scaffolding? Whatever next? Martinevans123 (talk) 23:08, 31 October 2016 (UTC)[reply]
Evening Martin, hope you're keeping well. I did initially put the date on Speed's map but my concern is it's the only illustration I've got for the 13th - 14th-centuries Section and, at 1611, it doesn't really qualify. But no big deal either way, I suppose. I'm quite pleased with how the article's come along. I don't think there's much left but I'm waiting for the National Library of Wales to get back to me re. Mary Ellen Bagnall-Oakeley's Monnow Bridge Tower as they seem to be the only institution in the whole world that may have a copy. Any and all suggestions/amendments much appreciated. KJP1 (talk) 17:37, 29 January 2017 (UTC)[reply]
Hi KJP. Am very well, thanks. No worries on the caption, just an idea. Good luck with getting the book. Martinevans123 (talk) 18:33, 29 January 2017 (UTC)[reply]

Go Do Stuff

Glad to see it was a comment, and not an exhortation to get on with it! Diolch Robevans123 (talk) 23:18, 1 November 2016 (UTC)[reply]

Ah yes, the frozen wastes of Iceland! .... not the Jonesy we know best Martinevans123 (talk) 23:20, 1 November 2016 (UTC)[reply]
Very jolly! Just came across this interesting book - Catastrophe: A Guide to World's Worst Industrial Disasters - an ebook available for £12.02. The section on Aberfan looks very familiar, doesn't mention Wikipedia, and claims copyright. Where do we log such gross violations? Robevans123 (talk) 23:41, 1 November 2016 (UTC)[reply]
Shocking. Who would want to publish such rubbish in a real book. I guess we could always ask our friendly "Fairy Godmother of Copyright", Big D Corleone to take a look. Martinevans123 (talk) 08:31, 2 November 2016 (UTC)[reply]
There's some information on this topic at Wikipedia:Mirrors and forksDiannaa 🍁 (talk) 13:53, 2 November 2016 (UTC)[reply]
Many thanks, Diannaa. Martinevans123 (talk) 14:00, 2 November 2016 (UTC)[reply]
Also worth taking a look at Wikipedia:Republishers. I feel the need to follow through on this. Any action needs to be taken by the copyright holders (that's us), rather than the WMF, but I need to check when the Aberfan article was copied. I suspect it was before I'd contributed. Just to clarify, anyone can take Wikipedia content and put it into a book (commercial or free), provided they acknowledge the source and contributors. If they don't, its copyvio, and if they claim copyright themselves, it's just adding insult to injury. Robevans123 (talk) 16:16, 2 November 2016 (UTC)[reply]
This seems quite paradoxical. I always thought that "copyright free" meant just that - i.e. no-one owns it, and no-one's permission is needed to reuse it. I imagined that these e-book republishers were adding some subtle visual enhancement that allowed them to claim the material was "unique". I also understood that any material that wasn't claarly marked with "copyright free", "public domain" etc., had to be assumed to be protected by copyright - at least this is what I have repeatedly been told when scolded for paraphrasing descriptions of church interiors too closely. Martinevans123 (talk) 16:41, 2 November 2016 (UTC)[reply]
Yes - it is a bit strange. What we contribute is not copyright free. The copyright remains with the contributors, but each time we hit the Save button we are licensing it to be used by anyone for any purpose, providing they acknowledge the source and how the material is licensed, as specified in the
Creative Commons License and GNU Free Documentation License
, and don't claim copyright themselves - they have to make the material free under a similar license. If they don't acknowledge this, then it becomes a copyright violation. In the same way if, for example, we use Crown Copyright material that is past the 50 year limit, we can quote from it verbatim, so long as we acknowledge the source and that the copyright still remains with the Crown. The copyright still remains with the creator, but they've licensed it to be freely re-used with certain conditions.
Anything that is copyright free (material past the various time limits from creation date, or that has been specifically released with no license requirements, for example, anything on Wikidata) can be used without restriction or acknowledgement. Robevans123 (talk) 17:52, 2 November 2016 (UTC)[reply]

Visit to Anglesey?

I was thinking of going to Anglesey next time I holiday in Wales but the strap line to a trailer for this program on BBC Wales read "Anglesey: Nurseries, night watchmen and bananas in back passages" put me off the idea... I suspect a sub-editor on the website is having a bit of a giggle. Robevans123 (talk) 23:18, 4 November 2016 (UTC)[reply]

I never realised those folks in Anglesey were so posh. .... it's enough to make you give up smoking Martinevans123 (talk) 09:48, 5 November 2016 (UTC)[reply]
Welsh posh always reminds me of Blodwen’s Wedding Day. Mr. Ffff is brilliant (but he should leave smoking until afterwards) - I never saw
Barry Welsh is Coming, being exiled in England at the time, but loved Absolutely. Going to have to do some serious youtube viewing. Robevans123 (talk) 11:59, 5 November 2016 (UTC)[reply
]
Ah, yes, you must mean
this one. But are you sure about Ynys Mon? I hear the cuisine is much more appealing down in Swansea. Martinevans123 (talk) 15:03, 5 November 2016 (UTC)[reply
]

Showdown (ELO song)

Thanks very much for assisting me with improving that page :) I must say, though, that I wouldn't have introduced quotation marks to the text being put in the blockquote - unless they're in the material being quoted, which I assume is liner notes from the ELO II CD. Or do I have the wrong idea? Please come back to me on that. Harfarhs (talk) 22:21, 7 November 2016 (UTC)[reply]

I'm not assisting you, I'm just trying to improve the page!
WP:MoS for blockquotes says "no surrounding quotes", so I removed those. But I'm not sure it has strict rules on internal quotes. Just trying to follow MoS for titles (including the use of upper case), as we might for internal links. I don't see how it affects the meaning, but I really don't think it matters that much - please revert if you think it causes a problem. Martinevans123 (talk) 22:28, 7 November 2016 (UTC)[reply
]
Thanks for that. I meant only that we'd been editing the page at the same time, although I didn't realise you had made changes until I looked at the edit history near the end. Which probably means we're on the same page :) Harfarhs (talk) 20:36, 8 November 2016 (UTC)[reply]
hot!! Martinevans123 (talk) 20:41, 8 November 2016 (UTC)[reply]

For our American TP stalkers on this fateful day

"I need TP for my bunghole." Martinevans123 (talk) 23:05, 8 November 2016 (UTC)[reply]
Loved the 'Idiots' ad, and it seems to have done the job! He won’t build a wall, he won’t put Hillary in jail, and he won’t make America great again… it will be interesting to see what his supporters do when that finally dawns on them. Still, at least we can look forward to cheaper Marmite and iPhones in the UK again for a while. JezGrove (talk) 10:37, 9 November 2016 (UTC)[reply]
Marmite? I thought The Donald used other beauty products. Martinevans123 (talk) 10:46, 9 November 2016 (UTC)[reply]
Haha! Yet oddly Clinton won in both Orange County, Florida (by 24.6%) and Orange County, California (by 4.89%). JezGrove (talk) 11:04, 9 November 2016 (UTC)[reply]
I did wonder if there was a correlation between states that decided to legalise marijuana and Clinton support, but it seems that Florida, North Dakota, and Arkansas chose to ]
Those who knew both candidates are equally repugnant, simply wrote in a name (like me, MONGO...MONGO for President) and cast votes for down ballot candidates and issues.--MONGO 02:00, 10 November 2016 (UTC)[reply]
You'll be telling us next that you were born in Hawaii. Martinevans123 (talk) 12:15, 10 November 2016 (UTC)[reply]

There should be just one infobox. The Prince infobox is unnecessary unless a dedicated fan of Prince sees the necessity of it? It pushes down another infobox and is already clunky as is. No need to tell readers about less notable songs from Prince album in the infobox. Also, key facts should be summarized, not supplemented, per

WP:INFOBOXPURPOSE. Facts about the Prince recording are not "key facts". Prince is already credited as the writer of the song, so that is "key" enough, right? And Chaka Khan's version is "key" enough, right? --George Ho (talk) 12:06, 10 November 2016 (UTC)[reply
]

Yes, I can see it would be difficult to fit all that in an edit summary, but some kind of reasoning might have been useful? Maybe you are right. I'm not sure what MoS says about this. But perhaps all the information about the Prince version should at least appear in the article, as text, since he was the writer and is a very notable artist? Martinevans123 (talk) 12:12, 10 November 2016 (UTC)[reply]
His recording, however, has been less notable than the musician himself and the Chaka Khan version. Can you re-remove the box then? George Ho (talk) 12:21, 10 November 2016 (UTC)[reply]
Do we add text to make up for it? I won't revert you again if you wish to delete it. Probably best if you open a thread on the Talk Page and get other views? Martinevans123 (talk) 12:29, 10 November 2016 (UTC)[reply]

Hi again, Martin. After seeing growing votes at Talk:Video Killed the Radio Star#RfC: Retaining an infobox favoring preservation of two infoboxes, allow me to reinsert the Prince infobox? I don't want to fight with others over the infoboxes yet... unless the issue escalates without me responsible? George Ho (talk) 02:04, 28 December 2016 (UTC)[reply]

It's not worth fighting over very much at Wikipedia, but particularly over something as trivial as infoboxes, and quite regardless of who is "responsible", haha. I've learnt that the folks who accomplish most here just walk away from a fight and just improve some of those 5,317,855 articles that nobody's heard about. Just my view. Cheers!! Martinevans123 (talk) 09:39, 28 December 2016 (UTC)[reply]
O...kay... allow me then to add the box again without any worries or further discussion? George Ho (talk) 12:54, 28 December 2016 (UTC)[reply]
O.. kay.... Martinevans123 (talk) 12:59, 28 December 2016 (UTC)[reply]

I don't know whether to remove the infobox or not. I don't know whether to change it either. While Cohen was the prominent figure (may he rest in peace), especially to the song, his recording never hit the music chart. I made additions of dates, making one of recordings more likely to be the lead image. I'm not concerned whether that would make the article interesting. I want to be certain about prominence of one of recordings. --George Ho (talk) 09:16, 11 November 2016 (UTC)[reply]

Hi again George. Personally, being a great lover of the infamous "idiot box", I'd keep it and add an image of a Cohen single cover such as the one here, here or here. But I realise that this may be controversial, as he recorded the song only after Collins, and only then for an album. But if we save a perfectly good infobox, I for one would say "Hallelujah". Martinevans123 (talk) 10:49, 11 November 2016 (UTC)[reply]
I would say remove the infobox and then use an image of a recording release by either Cohen or someone else. Look at Noël Coward and Talk:Noël Coward, where the RfC discussion resulted in "no consensus" to add infobox by default. It is kinda distracting and misleading. George Ho (talk) 15:50, 11 November 2016 (UTC)[reply]
I'm not sure that Noël Coward and this one song are really comparable. Evenso, as with our previous discussion above, I think it's probably best to discuss this issue at Talk:Suzanne (Leonard Cohen song). Thanks. Martinevans123 (talk) 15:54, 11 November 2016 (UTC)[reply]

Hello

Was reading the Talk:Donald Trump page and came across your post and thought there's a fellow I haven't seen in a long while. I know you and I have had our disagreements in the past but I've always admired your cool disposition. Anyho.. Happy editing!  g@rycompugeek  talk 15:58, 16 November 2016 (UTC)[reply]

Hi Gary. I have every sympathy for anyone who has to read about The Donald, or even see his bizarre orange-toned image. We had our disagreements? While I do recognise your name, I have to admit I have completely forgotten why. So please don't remind me! As for a "cool disposition", I'm sure most editors who know me would describe me as anything but cool. So I'll regard that as an immense compliment. Many thanks! Martinevans123 (talk) 16:15, 16 November 2016 (UTC)[reply]

am / pm

Per

MOS:TIME, either "8:18 am" or "8:18 a.m." is acceptable. Arbitrarily changing from one acceptable form to the other should be avoided. Dragons flight (talk) 19:20, 23 November 2016 (UTC)[reply
]

My edit summary directly quoted the advice at the MoS page. Perhaps you should try and change that? Thanks. Martinevans123 (talk) 19:23, 23 November 2016 (UTC)[reply]
You wrote "12-hour clock times are written in the form 11:15 a.m.". I don't see your exact text. I do however see: "12-hour clock times end with dotted or undotted lower-case a.m. or p.m., or am or pm, preceded by a non-breaking space, e.g. 2:30 p.m. or 2:30 pm" (emphasis mine). Dragons flight (talk) 19:27, 23 November 2016 (UTC)[reply]
Oh, I see, you were quoting
WP:MOSTIME. However, your quote is inaccurate by omission. You wrote: "12-hour clock times are written in the form 11:15 a.m.". The full quote is "12-hour clock times are written in the form 11:15 a.m. and 2:30 p.m. or in the form 11:15 am and 2:30 pm" (emphasis mine). Dragons flight (talk) 19:31, 23 November 2016 (UTC)[reply
]
I thought the form presented first was meant to take precedence. Sorry to have misinterpreted the rules so badly. I'm not sure who has now wasted more time over this non error. I'm quite happy of course, to go back and remove all six of those full stops (emphasis mine). Or would that be construed once more as an "arbitrary change from one acceptable form to the other"? Perhaps we can at least agree that "context has determined use of 12-"? Although I'm not sure why. Martinevans123 (talk) 19:35, 23 November 2016 (UTC)[reply]
No problem. I don't really care (hence I'm not interested in changing it back), but changing style variants is often a recipe for
lame edit wars, so I thought it worth letting you know that such changes are at best unnecessary. Dragons flight (talk) 19:42, 23 November 2016 (UTC)[reply
]
Thank you so much for the kind and
Killing of Jo Cox, or even inadvertently precipitating one, by means of such slovenly and reckless arbitrary changing. And if I recover from the trauma of your intervention, I might even try and continue editing for a few desperate hours. Martinevans123 (talk) 19:56, 23 November 2016 (UTC)[reply
]
"The desperate hours / The MOS powers / You put on my page / Makes me think of you..." [8]. (ahem). PaleCloudedWhite (talk) 20:35, 23 November 2016 (UTC)[reply]
Yes, he's always sounded pretty desperate to me. But in that one he really blossoms, I feel. Martinevans123 (talk) 20:42, 23 November 2016 (UTC)[reply]

Twinkle

Twinkle is well-explained (including screenshots) at Wikipedia:Twinkle/doc. General Ization Talk 21:03, 23 November 2016 (UTC)[reply]

A real boon to the busy editor. Who needs edit summaries. Martinevans123 (talk) 22:02, 23 November 2016 (UTC)[reply]

No turkey for you, dearie ...

You live in the wrong country. You do not live in the land of the free and the brave, where it is a self-evident truth that all white, heterosexual, Christian men are created equal.[1]

References

  1. ^ Some white, heterosexual, Christian men are more equal than others, depending on their bank accounts.

Softlavender (talk) 05:58, 24 November 2016 (UTC)[reply]

Thanks so much for the travel advice, Carol Beer. I often holiday in Marmaris, damn you. I love a good Turkish, don't you? Martinevans123 (talk) 08:51, 24 November 2016 (UTC)[reply]
I could offer pumpkins to a hopefully happy day --Gerda Arendt (talk) 09:24, 24 November 2016 (UTC)[reply]
…. p.s. and don’t think, Softy and Gerds, that you’re getting your hands on my cranberries. DerekFaye123 (talk) 09:41, 24 November 2016 (UTC) [9][reply]

Am I Missing Something?

Did you mean picklock or Padlocked? — Gareth Griffith-Jones | The Welsh | Buzzard |  09:44, 25 November 2016 (UTC)[reply]

Thanks for spotting that one, Gareth! I probably meant
Padlocks of love. But if I ever find out what a packlock is, I'll let you know! Martinevans123 (talk) 10:21, 25 November 2016 (UTC)[reply
]
Beats your Christmas spruce, doesn't it? — Gareth Griffith-Jones | The Welsh | Buzzard |  15:05, 25 November 2016 (UTC)[reply]

Moors Murders

Hi, Martin. Sorry to contact you 'out of the blue'. There seems to be dispute on the above talk page regarding what is included in the section regarding Downey's body being identified. I have Ann West's book, For the Love of Lesley. If you need references to settle the disputes regarding any information you'd like reinserted, I can provide them (or many of them). From what I recall, Alan wanted to identify her, but as he wasn't a blood relative, his request was rebuffed. They wouldn't let her kiss her daughter, and her request for a lock of her hair as a memento was denied. She vomited on seeing her daughter's body and the trinkets she wore and was given some whiskey to steel her nerves afterwards. Regards.--Kieronoldham (talk) 22:52, 27 November 2016 (UTC)[reply]

Hi Kieron, that's very good of you to offer help with a source. I've seen that book in a number of internet searches and I guessed it would probably support that account in the
WP:AGF and "blatantly not believing" other editors. The consensus over there seems to be that, once an article reaches FAC status, no more improvements are possible and that every exact word has to be kept in exactly the same order. To me this seems a little shortsighted. Martinevans123 (talk) 23:12, 27 November 2016 (UTC)[reply
]

Petites Heures of Jean de France, Duc de Berry has been nominated for Did You Know

Hello, Martinevans123.

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Paul Motian

You have got confused on this article: there are sources given in the lead for his death in 2011. You edited an update to that effect. EddieHugh (talk) 21:57, 1 December 2016 (UTC)[reply]

Thanks, will revert. How very odd. The name Guilherme Franco doesn't really look very similar does it? Martinevans123 (talk) 22:04, 1 December 2016 (UTC)[reply]

Reference errors on 4 December

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Ok,
clever clogs. If you're so brilliant, why not go fix it yourself?? Worra bitch!! Martinevans123 (talk) 10:15, 5 December 2016 (UTC)[reply
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Turner Prize 2016: what would dear Brian say?

"Like Polyphemus blinded, Anthea Hamilton's Brobdingnagian buttocks appear defeated, rendered eyeless and helpless. Forever frozen in a functionless limbo – one immediately recalls Hirst's shark – this 'derrière contraire' arouses not our passions, but our pity. Yet in a world given over to verbal diarrhoea and emotional encopresis, perhaps its reticence, its restraint, its inherent retentiveness should be lauded, as indeed should the artist – I mean, it's not every day one gets to see a twenty-five foot

goatse in a gallery, is it?" .micro.dot.cotton (talk
)

Yes, poor Brian. He'll be spinning in his £11 million ]
Presumably this one..? But yes, Ms. Marten has certainly captured all the colours of the 'bow, though one is naturally rather disappointed that one's own multicolour, multimedia, sensory experience was so cavalierly disregarded by the panjandrums. --micro.dot.cotton (talk) 12:01, 6 December 2016 (UTC)[reply]
Don't fret, dahling, you're still a big noise in Stretford, I hear. Martinevans123 (talk) 12:13, 6 December 2016 (UTC)[reply]

ITN recognition for Greg Lake

On 9 December 2016, In the news was updated with an item that involved the article Greg Lake, which you updated. If you know of another recently created or updated article suitable for inclusion in ITN, please suggest it on the candidates page. Mjroots (talk) 07:13, 9 December 2016 (UTC)[reply]

Danny Mac

Martinevans123, I was wondering if you could tell me which newspapers are to be avoided for this article. The Sun is clearly out; it appears that the Telegraph is in. What about the Mirror or the Daily Mail? I've also found this interview, but I'm not sure how reliable blog interviews are considered. BlueMoonset (talk) 18:16, 13 December 2016 (UTC)[reply]

Hi Blue Moony. Well the Daily Mirror is a deffo tabloid and is deffo out. The Daily Mail is less clear - interview sources are generally tolerated. But beware, some editors will not permit it at any cost. Broadsheets are always to be preferred. Danny is heading for stardom now and so sources should not be too difficult to find. Martinevans123 (talk) 18:27, 13 December 2016 (UTC)[reply]
It was easier to segregate in those good old days. — Gareth Griffith-Jones | The Welsh | Buzzard |  10:02, 14 December 2016 (UTC)[reply]
Yes, of course, old fuddy-duddys like me don't realise most folks don't even read real newspapers any more, but get their information from the net. (Traditional media much better for chips, though). Martinevans123 (talk) 10:33, 14 December 2016 (UTC)[reply]
This chippie seems popular with this owner of another fish and chip shop ... in Foul mouth?
— Gareth Griffith-Jones | The Welsh | Buzzard |  10:51, 14 December 2016 (UTC)[reply]
Not foul at all, Gareth! You're thinking of Psycho. Martinevans123 (talk) 10:58, 14 December 2016 (UTC)[reply]
Not a fowl either. Yes, Martin, you got me there! — Gareth Griffith-Jones | The Welsh | Buzzard |  11:01, 14 December 2016 (UTC)[reply]

Ivor Gurney & mental illness

Martinevans123, which I agree not every person who suffered from mental illness should be in this category, Gurney's illness was a part of his notability. His illness predated his war service, and his length of confinement and death in an asylum are key distinguishing features of his career (vis-a-vis other WWI poets) -- without this category, I'm afraid this key aspect of his career will be missed. Clevelander96 (talk) 18:01, 15 December 2016 (UTC)[reply]

Hi Clevelander96, thanks for your note. Ivor Gurney's mental illness was certainly a key factor in our understanding of him as a person. But could you explain to me why his own illness is significant to the entire history of mental illness in the UK? He ought to fit a further category at Category:People by medical or psychological condition, but I'm not sure which. Many thanks. Martinevans123 (talk) 18:19, 15 December 2016 (UTC) p.s. I wonder if you know who the anonymous ip editor 81.151.38.220 who added that Category might be? I've seen a spate of such additions, mostly unjustified in my view, over a variety of articles, over the last few weeks.[reply]
Hi Martinevans123, thanks for your reply -- I hadn't known the backstory on this category. It sounds as though a People subcategory would be much more appropriate; I will have a look and see if there's one that would be a suitable fit. And no, alas, I'm not sure as to the anonymous user is. A few years back, several members of the Ivor Gurney Society were active on his page, but it's been a while since I first put the article on my watchlist; sounds like somebody who added the cat for reasons other than just this one entry. Thanks again, Clevelander96 (talk) 21:00, 16 December 2016 (UTC)[reply]

DYK nomination of Petites Heures of Jean de France, Duc de Berry

Did You Know nominations page has been reviewed, and some issues with it may need to be clarified. Please review the comment(s) underneath your nomination's entry and respond there as soon as possible. Thank you for contributing to Did You Know! Johnbod (talk) 18:15, 15 December 2016 (UTC)[reply
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Help I am new to this stuff

I don't know enough to stop my page being deleted. I am doing this for someone but getting data as I am writing it. Andiwindsoruk (talk) 23:57, 15 December 2016 (UTC)[reply]

Hi Andi, Thanks for your note. Yes, I've left a comment on your web page. I don't doubt your good faith. Creating a new article can be a bit daunting. Take some time to read about Wikipedia policies and procedures first {there are some links in that message at the top of Talk page) and you may find it easier and less frustrating. There is no deadline. Take as long as you need. Martinevans123 (talk) 00:02, 16 December 2016 (UTC)[reply]
p.s. you will see from this page: Allan Evans, that there is already mention of another - Alan Evans (drummer), a drummer in the band Soulive - who is not yet considered notable enough to have his own article. Thanks. Martinevans123 (talk) 10:34, 16 December 2016 (UTC)[reply]

V-man v Ramblo .... a personal confession

  • Very sorry to hear that "Old Rambler" has been evicted yet again. I'd like to publicly apologise to him for insulting (albeit unwittingly) the memory of his late grandmother in an attempt to adjust a caption for a picture on his User page last September. And apologies also, of course, for being unaware that he even had a grandmother. And to thank him for not bearing the slightest grudge for the past 15 months. I think I once made a ridiculously outlandish accusation that he was a sockpuppet, but I think I got away with it and it's all now water under the bridge. Sincere apologies if I ever described him as "a bossy self-serving obsessive with an ego bigger than the entire Wikipedia archive". "obvs"
  • Deepest apologies also to "
    Mike V Shirt", for not accepting, without a murmur, all those sockpuppet accounts that he said I created in July, but which I had never actually seen before (especially the ones that made no edits). Sincere apologies if I ever described him as "a trigger-happy bully with all the finesse of Wyatt Earp, but none of the boyish good-looks". B. Littler 123 (talk) 17:28, 16 December 2016 (UTC) p.s. note to drive-by admins - angling here for pages of discussion at A/N, AN/I and AE, followed by an indef block here (but two weeks over Christmas will do fine, thanks.) "obvs". [reply
    ]
Worra bloody drama queen you are – a typical taff with delusions of Glandwr. --micro.dot.cotton (talk) 17:51, 16 December 2016 (UTC)[reply]
Up yours, Dot!! With brass knobs on, ya cow. You can't beat a bit of Welsh soap, can you. Martinevans123 (talk) 18:02, 16 December 2016 (UTC)[reply]

Fred & Rose

I assure you my knowledge isn't based on his wording (see here and here - I can add more). They are traits hardly atypical of children who've sadly endured all forms of abuse and neglect. They develop these kinds of disorders. I'll leave it to you to reinsert or morph it into the text. In fact, these links I've provided would be better than yet another page from Sounes's book, IMO....--Kieronoldham (talk) 23:37, 17 December 2016 (UTC)[reply]

Hi Kieron. They might well be, but we'd be simply replacing Sounes' own original research with
our own. And I see no explicit mention of squint in those two. There is some evidence with regard to speech disorder, I think, but I believe squint, which after all is a congenital abnormality, has much less medical credence. Perhaps User:Doc James could advise? Unless we could find an alternative secondary source that mentions the West family, in relation to these supposed "classic symptoms of abuse children", I'd personally be tempted to leave that claim out altogether. Just my view. Maybe worth a thread at the Talk page? Martinevans123 (talk) 23:51, 17 December 2016 (UTC)[reply
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Thanks for your reply. I've always respected your tenacious observations (no attempt at flattery intended). The primary problem lies with Sounes's usage of a generic term of 'squinting' (which I take as being psychologically and nerve based as opposed to eye alignment)? To negate any WP:OR accusations, we could find a few references from eminent fields mentioning this being a classic/typical symptom? I could find a secondary book source hearkening to this being a general trait in victims of this neglect/abuse, but doubt it'll specifically mention the West family as being an example? Journey into Darkness by John Douglas would likely be a good start. Regards.--Kieronoldham (talk) 00:14, 18 December 2016 (UTC)[reply]
From what I understand "squint" has been used to mean "stabismus"[10]
Have worked on our article on Strabismus. Have not heard of a link to child maltreatment. Doc James (talk · contribs · email) 00:38, 18 December 2016 (UTC)[reply]
Thanks. Other sections of the paragraph used in the reference refer to the pathogenic history of the family between the 70s and 90s. I suppose it boils down to how you interpret Sounes's term. I could readjust the sentence to be more direct and with a more qualified reference? Martin, what do you think?--Kieronoldham (talk) 00:45, 18 December 2016 (UTC)[reply]
Doc - many thanks for that very prompt help. But I have to admit that connotation was my own assumption and my link, which I have now adjusted to the more general dab article. Keiron - "a seal squints in the sun", or so we are told. But we're not told anything there about the West family, or indeed about child abuse in general. Checking page 344 of Sounes, he does indeed just say: "Thrush and gonorrhoea had been present in the family and the children were afflicted with speech impediments and squints—classic symptoms of abused children". He offers no sources or explanation for those claims. If you are keen to mention some of the other health issues that the children suffered, there's no shortage in that final Epilogue chapter. Otherwise I can only suggest we frame it as a quote like, "Journalist Howard Sounes, who broke the West story, claims that "the children were afflicted with speech impediments ...". Or else maybe just leave it out? Martinevans123 (talk) 19:09, 18 December 2016 (UTC)[reply]
I really don't mind either way, Martin. I am practically finished with populating the article. Sounes is an author; he's not propagating his own assumptions, just rehashing extensively reported information in his book. As for the squint link, the "refractive errors of the eye" is the pertinent section of the link for me as he used a general, ambiguous medical term on p. 344--Kieronoldham (talk) 20:24, 18 December 2016 (UTC)[reply]
I agree, he is. The Indy article is a good source, which also mentions the "thrush and a minor for gonorrhoea" and also "a catalogue of injuries to tendons, fingers and chests, as well as lacerations between the toes of the children, some supposedly self-inflicted." But no mention there of speech disorders or squint. I'll make a stab of my suggested re-word, but feel free to replace it if you wish. Martinevans123 (talk) 22:04, 18 December 2016 (UTC)[reply]
I've just removed it (hope you approve). Was a little contentious to claim even though they are common traits of distress. I'm going to upload a fair use rationale image or two either later tonight or tomorrow. Best regards and have a good Christmas. Kez.--Kieronoldham (talk) 22:08, 18 December 2016 (UTC)[reply]
Yes, I certainly approve. I think it's safer. But I have now added some more from p.344! Please adjust as you see fit. Thanks. And you too. Martinevans123 (talk) 22:20, 18 December 2016 (UTC)[reply]
Enjoy that medicine, chum. I'll murder the new lady across the street, ta very much.--Kieronoldham (talk) 23:28, 23 December 2016 (UTC)[reply]
A great
the Skids, I think. But hey, that's no way to talk about our friend from Boston. Martinevans123 (talk) 23:35, 23 December 2016 (UTC)[reply
]
In general terms; it was 6 to 1 and half dozen to the other, Martin. It's resolved amicably and that's the main factor. Regards.--Kieronoldham (talk) 23:49, 23 December 2016 (UTC)[reply]
Any further observations in bringing this article to GA nomination? I can't think of anything further to add to it.--Kieronoldham (talk) 22:49, 11 January 2017 (UTC)[reply]
Not really, no. It's EEng who'll be wanting to take more stuff away, I suspect. Martinevans123 (talk) 22:55, 11 January 2017 (UTC)[reply]
Well I'm done with what I can do trimming the bollocks from it. I'll await any further advice/opinions.--Kieronoldham (talk) 23:03, 11 January 2017 (UTC)[reply]
At least you have some manners. Martinevans123 (talk) 23:05, 11 January 2017 (UTC)[reply]
Seriously, thanks for your oversight on the project.--Kieronoldham (talk) 23:08, 11 January 2017 (UTC)[reply]

Yes, Oversight is practically Martin's middle name. I still think my suggestions re splitting the victim/crime details to a separate article, and either combining Rose and Fred, or not combining them and moving Rose-only material to her article, are still pertinent. After that I think what most needs reduction is the minute-by-minute account of the searches and warrants and suspicions and digging and ... EEng 23:28, 11 January 2017 (UTC)[reply]

"Phew!!". Glad that's all sorted now then. Martinevans123 (talk) 23:33, 11 January 2017 (UTC) p.s. almost right[reply]
Combining them would need a broader consensus first. When that goes one way of the other, other issues addressed here can be looked into? I'll say again in my opinion they should both be one article.--Kieronoldham (talk) 00:21, 12 January 2017 (UTC)[reply]

OR

My sister says she would definitely have choked to death at lunch at work one day, had not the sole cow-orker in the room noticed her distress and applied the Heimlich. I'd have posted this in any case, since it was obviously notable, and I was surprised it wasn't up for my support. μηδείς (talk) 02:21, 18 December 2016 (UTC)[reply]

And to think that until recently, cow-orkers were reviled and persecuted based on some misinterpreted passages from Leviticus. How far we've come. EEng 02:35, 18 December 2016 (UTC)[reply]
Yrch! Such antioxenism is luckfully on the wain. μηδείς (talk) 02:51, 18 December 2016 (UTC)[reply]
I have never found the urge to ork a cow. Never even been tempted. And I generally treat any who do advocate such dubious actions with the disdain they undoubtedly deserve. Martinevans123 (talk) 18:34, 18 December 2016 (UTC)[reply]

‎Talk:Exile on Main St#Requested move 19 December 2016

You contributed to

Talk:Exile on Main St two years ago. I invite you to the RM discussion. --George Ho (talk) 08:08, 20 December 2016 (UTC)[reply
]

Thanks George, I'll try and have a look. The amount of time spent discussing full stops is just amazing. Full stop. Martinevans123 (talk) 10:16, 20 December 2016 (UTC)[reply]

I closed the RM and then started another one:‎ Talk:Exile on Main St.#Requested move 20 December 2016. George Ho (talk) 11:40, 20 December 2016 (UTC)[reply]

Wow. A veritable punctuation see-saw frenzy. I'm obviously missing out. Martinevans123 (talk) 11:44, 20 December 2016 (UTC)[reply]

All the best, Martin, for 2017!

Thanks, Gareth. Those are your two
snowshoes and you're lying buried under that huge drift of snow?? But I see that at least the local horse-drawn search party is out to look for you. Martinevans123 (talk) 10:59, 20 December 2016 (UTC)[reply
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Merry Merry

Season's Greetings, Martinevans123!
At this wonderful time of year, I would like to give season’s greetings to all the fellow Wikipedians I have interacted with in the past! May you have a wonderful holiday season! MarnetteD|Talk 17:13, 20 December 2016 (UTC)
[reply]
Ah that's lovely Marnette, thank you so much. You'll have to wait for yours, I'm afraid, because of the traditional British seasonal festivites. Martinevans123 (talk) 19:14, 20 December 2016 (UTC)[reply]

White flag

I think I may have to give up on Fred West. It's just too impenetrable. Maybe I'll come back to it later. EEng 05:56, 23 December 2016 (UTC)[reply]

Best not mess with Fred, or you might end up under the patio. Perhaps you'd find Harold a bit more easy going? Martinevans123 (talk) 09:46, 23 December 2016 (UTC)[reply]

Holiday Greetings! Martinevans123

Merry Christmas & Happy New Year!
Thank you for helping make Wikipedia a better place. May you have prolific and honorific editing in your future. Blessings. May we all have peace in the coming year. 7&6=thirteen () 15:16, 23 December 2016 (UTC)[reply]
Thank you! I'm thinking of adopting a fancy Latin Username, and then I can enjoy Honorificabilitudinitatibus editing. Martinevans123 (talk) 15:43, 23 December 2016 (UTC) ... and cue our Kevin with some Dog Latin ...[reply]
Wow. I did not know that one; and I missed it when I read [some] of Love's Labour's Lost. And "It is also the longest word in the English language featuring only alternating consonants and vowels." How cool is that. It would be a great user name. 7&6=thirteen () 16:00, 23 December 2016 (UTC)[reply]

A Barnstar for you

The Working Man's Barnstar
Just for general, tireless, objective diligence and an uncanny ability to (with a perfect blend of humour and professionalism), maintain other editors' morale. Seasons Greetings, too.--Kieronoldham (talk) 23:45, 23 December 2016 (UTC)[reply]

It's that time of year

Merry Chrismukkah Martinevans123!!
Hi Martinevans123, only once in a lifetime do Christmas and Hanukkah fall on the same day.

This is the year you will experience that blessed occasion in your life.

I pray that yours is filled with light, love, and a buttload of gifts.

Thoughts and prayers,

Softlavender (talk)
   


...could I 'ave a word, sir?

Hahaha, that is just brilliant. I'll soon feel better... "better get a bucket" for that teeny-weeny waffair theen meent. Martinevans123 (talk) 11:15, 24 December 2016 (UTC) .... Do give my best wishes to the Inspector down at The Yard and to all the other inmates on "Letsby Avenue".[reply]

Prettige Kerstdagen

Merry Chipmunks to you too! . Mjroots (talk) 12:34, 24 December 2016 (UTC)[reply]

Haha. Many thanks. Yee-haw!! How lovely, sounds delicious. Martinevans123 (talk) 13:12, 24 December 2016 (UTC)[reply]

It's a wonderful time of the year!


Christmas tree worms
live under the sea...they hide in their shells when they see me,
So with camera in hand I captured a few, and decorated them to share with you.
Atsme📞📧 15:41, 24 December 2016 (UTC)[reply]

Wow, thank you, Atsme, that's amazing!! I'm off to get my seven fish. But best watch out for under water Santa. Martinevans123 (talk) 16:16, 24 December 2016 (UTC)[reply]

Merry, merry!

From the icy Canajian north; to you and yours! FWiW Bzuk (talk) 19:52, 24 December 2016 (UTC) [reply]

Have a Quo Christmas!

Turn the bleedin' amp up and let that der der der DUH DUH DUH ring out everywhere!

Put some Piledriver on the turntable to ring in Christmas in memory of ol' Rick. Ritchie333 (talk) (cont) 21:52, 24 December 2016 (UTC)[reply]

Don't worry, it's only the end of the begining. A UK rock icon. Good old Rick. Martinevans123 (talk) 21:57, 24 December 2016 (UTC)[reply]
Best way to start Christmas morning bouncing around the kitchen with a bit of Quo in the background, though it makes stuffing the turkey a bit difficult. Ritchie333 (talk) (cont) 11:21, 25 December 2016 (UTC)[reply]
Yes, the outcome won't be very good. Martinevans123 (talk) 16:35, 25 December 2016 (UTC)[reply]
But at Wikipedia, it's all quid pro quo, isn't it.... (?)

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Viggo Johansen: Happy Christmas (1891)

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Merry Christmas & Happy New Year

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Frohe Weinachten und
alles gute zur neuen Jahr!
Wesołych Świąt i
Szczęśliwego nowego roku!
Linksmų Kalėdų ir
laimingų Naujųjų Metų!

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Merry Christmas

Martin, many thanks and all best wishes to you and yours. KJP1 (talk) 06:53, 25 December 2016 (UTC) ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________[reply]

Farewell Georgios

In your heart there's a trace. Of someone before. Peaked only at No 45, but a masterpiece surely. Andy Hamilton on sax. Martinevans123 (talk) 23:51, 25 December 2016 (UTC)[reply]

I appeciate the first half of this edit and I am sure you didn't intend to restore the Sun in the second. Hope you're having a good holiday! --John (talk) 11:38, 27 December 2016 (UTC)[reply]
Sorry about that. If only I could see a whole page at once! As you know, I just love the sun. Martinevans123 (talk) 11:40, 27 December 2016 (UTC) ... pass me that packet of amitriptyline, would you? [reply]

I blame More or Less

Blimey, Carrie Fisher, Richard Adams... I thought 'More or Less was tempting fate doing its analysis of whether there had been an increase in celebrity deaths in 2016 in mid-December but this is getting ridiculous :0( JezGrove (talk) 18:20, 27 December 2016 (UTC)[reply]

Not forgetting Nana, of course. Martinevans123 (talk) 18:41, 27 December 2016 (UTC)[reply]
Yes, Liz Smith's untimely passing offering proof – if proof be need be – that the year is indeed cursed --Hillbillyholiday talk 18:52, 27 December 2016 (UTC)[reply]
Wow, spooky. Apparently it's all this guy's fault: [12]. Martinevans123 (talk) 19:26, 27 December 2016 (UTC)[reply]
No wonder your pal John has it in for the tabloids! At least Sunderland's strikers are in the clear... JezGrove (talk) 19:41, 27 December 2016 (UTC)[reply]

QUestion

What does the comment on my page mean? --37.191.205.193 (talk) 12:41, 28 December 2016 (UTC)[reply]

There isn't one. You've blanked the page. Martinevans123 (talk) 12:43, 28 December 2016 (UTC)[reply]

DYK for Petites Heures of Jean de France, Duc de Berry

On 29 December 2016, Did you know was updated with a fact from the article Petites Heures of Jean de France, Duc de Berry, which you recently created, substantially expanded, or brought to good article status. The fact was ... that the Petites Heures of Jean de France, Duc de Berry (page pictured) show the "rupture in style" that occurred in French illumination at the end of the fourteenth century? The nomination discussion and review may be seen at Template:Did you know nominations/Petites Heures of Jean de France, Duc de Berry. You are welcome to check how many page hits the article got while on the front page (here's how, Petites Heures of Jean de France, Duc de Berry), and it may be added to the statistics page if the total is over 5,000. Finally, if you know of an interesting fact from another recently created article, then please feel free to suggest it on the Did you know talk page.

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Yes, you should have received it by now. It was emailed in September. I'll try yet again. Martinevans123 (talk) 15:42, 29 December 2016 (UTC)[reply]

Editor of the Week seeking nominations (and a new facilitator)

The Editor of the Week initiative has been recognizing editors since 2013 for their hard work and dedication. Editing Wikipedia can be disheartening and tedious at times; the weekly Editor of the Week award lets its recipients know that their positive behaviour and collaborative spirit is appreciated. The response from the honorees has been enthusiastic and thankful.

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Happy Hogmanay!

Happy Hogmanay!
Wishing you and yours a Happy Hogmanay. May the year ahead be productive and harmonious. --John (talk) 21:16, 31 December 2016 (UTC)[reply]
Och, ha auld-farrant!! Aal be sure tae be raisin' a wee dram tae ya, the nicht!!
lamps once, but it was called a Blinkgerät for some reason. [reply
]
Best wishes for a Happy New Year, my dear (auld) acquaintance! JezGrove (talk) 01:35, 1 January 2017 (UTC)[reply]
Thanks Jezza!! I think we got the gist of that and we all just assumed you'd had one too many dry sherries, vicar. Sorry to say that Reg has largely passed me by, I'm afraid, maybe because, for me, she sounds less like a musician and more like a medical procedure. Martinevans123 (talk) 20:55, 4 January 2017 (UTC)[reply]

What a coincidence!

Here's how I looked when I tried to join ZZ Top. Maybe I'll apply again this year. Sca (talk) 17:44, 1 January 2017 (UTC)[reply]

You forgot your lumber hat. Martinevans123 (talk) 17:57, 1 January 2017 (UTC) sizzlin version of La Grange here!!![reply]

H.N.Y.

A dedicated Wikipedia Admin waitimg for the inevitable rescue call.

Happy New Year from HM Prison Birmingham. Only jokin'. Seriously, have a good one. Pass on the best wishes to electric dreams EEng too. Kez.--Kieronoldham (talk) 23:33, 1 January 2017 (UTC)[reply]

Oo, you look a bit desperate. And it's only January 1st!! I guess that's what prolonged editing of "Harold and Fred" can do to you. Hope you don't feel too much like you're on the ropes. Martinevans123 (talk) 23:46, 1 January 2017 (UTC) p.s. "fnaaar, fnaaar" [reply]
No worries. I'm getting there with it. On a serious note, I always preferred Hitchcock's work on Rope to The Birds.--Kieronoldham (talk) 23:55, 1 January 2017 (UTC)[reply]
Hahaha. Tippi Hedren and Janet Leigh never looked lovelier. Martinevans123 (talk) 00:04, 2 January 2017 (UTC)[reply]

Precious anniversary

Four years ago ...
WP:Great Dismal Swamp and the first retirement of the year, both hurting, - it can get a lot better, --Gerda Arendt (talk) 07:48, 3 January 2017 (UTC)[reply
]

Don't worry, I'm sure the wonderful new POTUS will
Linguist If you reply to me here, please add {{ping|Linguist111}} to the start of your message 16:54, 3 January 2017 (UTC)[reply
]

Thanks. Although a quick look at the stats will show that I'm not really a "prominent contributor" to that article! Two minor points which might have to be raised over there: is Mair regarded as English or Scottish - might have a bearing on which assassin Categories are proposed (that might be a whole separate RfC, of course)? 2. The article still has a "
WP:OP" tag at the top - so we might be on dodgey ground basing any Cats on current article content? Thanks. Martinevans123 (talk) 17:00, 3 January 2017 (UTC)[reply
]
I thought I should notify you anyway since you were involved in the dispute. Hopefully we won't need another RfC on which categories are used; I think the category "British assassins" could in theory take care of that.
Linguist If you reply to me here, please add {{ping|Linguist111}} to the start of your message 17:23, 3 January 2017 (UTC)[reply]

ITN/C

Have you been rereading Catcher in the Rye again? Sca (talk) 23:17, 3 January 2017 (UTC)[reply]

Whatever can you mean? Apparently it's all a load of old nonsense. You're not admitting to being an illiterate and disrespectful Welsh person or an American, are you?? Martinevans123 (talk) 23:27, 3 January 2017 (UTC)[reply]
Ever feel like you're trapped in a Suffolk-hating relationship? --Hillbillyholiday talk 23:51, 3 January 2017 (UTC) [reply]
Yes, Doc. I get these uncontrollable urges. B. Littled 123 (talk) 09:08, 4 January 2017 (UTC)
[13] Sca (talk) 02:33, 4 January 2017 (UTC)[reply]
Ah, excellent. I shall
squirrel that one away for use at the next side-splitting ITN RD discussion
.
"See that huge 105-year-old lump of marine blubber"?
Um ....., yes.
"That's your Granny, that is". Martinevans123 (talk) 15:40, 4 January 2017 (UTC)[reply]
"See that 72-year-old former Ghanaian Attorney General and Minister for Foreign Affairs?"?
Um ....., yes.
"That's your Nana, that is". Professor F. J. Lewis 123 (talk) 15:15, 8 January 2017 (UTC)[reply]

Is Swansea having a laugh?

Hi Martin, I see that thinking inside the box is apparently the new thinking outside the box. 'Gweddw crefft heb ei dawn', as they say elsewhere in Swansea... JezGrove (talk) 23:20, 4 January 2017 (UTC)[reply]

"There were a hundred and sixty of us living in a small shipping box in the middle of the Gower Road."
Eh, lad them were t' days! ]
*I assume they mean "shopping area with an emphasis on independent outlets and actively discouraging the chainstores, fast-food outlets and pub chains from getting a foothold", not "grim post-industrial shithole with unemployment and crime rates about five times the national average, where a small handful of wealthy hipsters give the town centre the appearance of prosperity despite most of the residents living in abject poverty".
Ooo, get her. Worra bitch.
"When I grow rich, Say the bells of Shoreditch". Martinevans123 (talk) 16:42, 8 January 2017 (UTC)[reply]
I do hope we don't get another "box cutter gate".
You do have a "Shoreditch-themed pub", which I imagine will do even less well than a Swansea-themed pub in Shoreditch. ‑ ]
Urgghh. How awful. Martinevans123 (talk) 17:07, 8 January 2017 (UTC)[reply]

User:JohnCD

Thank you for your message on the administrators noticeboard. I would have preferred that JohnCD were in fact alive. I have been offline preparing a presentation on the Battle of the Somme. Since it is to be made soon, I will be offline again for a few days. In any event, the thread was closed while I was offline. I thought I would respond to your question about the e-mail by saying that I in fact did send an e-mail to his online e-mail address at the invitation of his son. I noted that I would do so in passing in response to the first message, but that could have been lost in the flurry of activity. I did not mention it on the noticeboard or elsewhere so someone who did not see the interaction on my talk page would not have known about it. In retrospect, perhaps I should have mentioned it. I don't know whether there is a protocol or whether it should be done in another type of case without invitation, but it does seem to be quite a good idea. Most people, though I am sometimes lax, check their e-mail quite often, usually daily. An e-mail from another Wikipedian about such a notice on the recipient's user talk page surely would draw a response within a few days - barring something like a severe illness, I suppose. Thanks again. Donner60 (talk) 07:01, 9 January 2017 (UTC)[reply]

Yes, that's just the sort of thing I was thinking. Perhaps everyone ought to be able to nominate an "independant contact" email address when registering (maybe they now can, it's so long ago since I did). Maybe a nominated "duty admin" ought to email the user concerned in this kind of situation and add a notice to the Talk Page, to alert other editors to "reports of deceased, pending comnfirmation", or something. Of course, not everyone has an email link. Martinevans123 (talk) 11:40, 9 January 2017 (UTC)[reply]
Seems like a good idea to me. Having a regular contact administrator and a procedure could give users assurance they are handling it the right way and avoid controversy. It also seems a more careful way to initiate confirmation. Donner60 (talk) 04:07, 11 January 2017 (UTC)[reply]

In like Flynn

Where’s Agent Flynn when you need him? Enough is ENOUGH! I have had it with these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plane! Everybody strap in! JezGrove (talk) 12:38, 9 January 2017 (UTC)[reply]

Wow, ITN material,
scrub python cling on to an aircraft wing", exactly?? Martinevans123 (talk) 12:45, 9 January 2017 (UTC)[reply
]
Very tightly, I expect! JezGrove (talk) 12:54, 9 January 2017 (UTC)[reply]
Did someone say python? I wonder if they ever get as far as Whicker Island? Martinevans123 (talk) 13:30, 9 January 2017 (UTC)[reply]

Thanks, Paul Jones

A fitting tribute (... although the Aquostic II version, with Geraint Watkins on accordion, is even better of course!) Martinevans123 (talk) 19:56, 9 January 2017 (UTC)[reply]

Stereopticon photograph. 7&6=thirteen () 20:49, 9 January 2017 (UTC)[reply]

I think (but do not yet have a source for this) that one name applies to the tree, the other name to the fire mark (Pluto's Chimney). 7&6=thirteen () 20:52, 9 January 2017 (UTC)[reply]
Ah, many thanks for the correction. Not sure how you can get all that in a caption! But hey, an amazing new-fangled-machine ... maybe a good technical item for "In The News"!? Martinevans123 (talk) 20:59, 9 January 2017 (UTC)[reply]
Could be a
tree falls, is it ever really heard of on Wiki Main Page?? -- "Big Berkeley" State Park (talk
) 21:13, 9 January 2017 (UTC)
My brother-in-law bet on Beta, something he will never get over (or live down). Then too, the same b-i-l (at an earlier time in a younger iteration) got on the hood of my newly repainted 58 Beetle and was standing on it in his horseshoe cleats scratching it. Something else I will never forget, and he won't get too either. But I digress.
Trying to get major trees onto the main page is not easy. 7&6=thirteen () 21:19, 9 January 2017 (UTC)[reply]
Of course, it might have stayed up longer if we hadn't carved that damn hole through it... JezGrove (talk) 22:08, 9 January 2017 (UTC)[reply]
Well, here's one, but he's hardly a recent death, statistically speaking. We need a real Main Page "Whip-Crack-Away"! -- "The Might Spruce" (talk) 22:12, 9 January 2017 (UTC)
If it doesn't make the Main Page we need root and branch reform of the system. JezGrove (talk) 22:27, 9 January 2017 (UTC)[reply]
"omg" ... you might find yourself on your own there, Jez. Martinevans123 (talk) 22:30, 9 January 2017 (UTC)[reply]
I'll make a quick getaway if I have to. JezGrove (talk) 22:37, 9 January 2017 (UTC)[reply]
Hee, hee, they blame the storm but it was me! Tim Burr! (talk) 22:52, 9 January 2017 (UTC)[reply]

FYI, speaking of hanging chads. Pluto's Chimney is about 100 feet away from the Pioneer Cabin Tree. "Tree Wonders of California". The Phrenological Journal and Life Illustrated. 53 (1): 46. July 1871. [The Cabin Tree is] so named from the cabin like chamber and chimney its hollow trunk exhibits... 7&6=thirteen () 20:11, 10 January 2017 (UTC)[reply]

Are right, so two separate trees. I was searching earlier today for the origins of the name "Pluto's Chimney", but alas I didn't get very far. Still, looking forward to an article on the Phrenological Journal and Science of Health, incorporated with the Phrenological magazine. I wonder if our resident Harvard sleuth has tracked that one down. Martinevans123 (talk) 20:28, 10 January 2017 (UTC)[reply]
Tracked what down? EEng 20:49, 10 January 2017 (UTC)[reply]
What one might need to write an article for the Phrenological Journal and Science of Health, incorporated with the Phrenological magazine. Martinevans123 (talk) 20:56, 10 January 2017 (UTC)[reply]
I take it you don't mean for (they're out of business) but rather on? EEng 21:07, 10 January 2017 (UTC)[reply]
Dagnabbit! Too late, is seems. How very galling. I guess an article describing them here will have to do. Martinevans123 (talk) 22:07, 10 January 2017 (UTC)[reply]
I see the tree made the Main Page after all - and replacing Granny the Orca, too. Clearly not enough (human) celebs are popping their clogs in 2017, which could be a welcome relief after the last few weeks!
MOS:DATERANGE says we should use 19xx-19xx after an RfC here. My mistake. Karst (talk) 12:39, 10 January 2017 (UTC)[reply
]

Oh, I see. Thanks for telling me. So just at that article? Martinevans123 (talk) 13:22, 10 January 2017 (UTC)[reply]

January 2017

On 10 January 2017, In the news was updated with an item that involved the article Pioneer Cabin Tree, which you substantially updated. If you know of another recently created or updated article suitable for inclusion in ITN, please suggest it on the candidates page. 7&6=thirteen () 18:39, 10 January 2017 (UTC)[reply]

"Substantially updated"?? What an outrage! I demand a recount. Martinevans123 (talk) 18:44, 10 January 2017 (UTC) Thanks anyway![reply]
You have no standing! Just sayin' 7&6=thirteen () 18:46, 10 January 2017 (UTC)[reply]
There won't be no recount. These
...Imperatrix mundi. 18:50, 10 January 2017 (UTC)[reply
]
Well I think the Greens might have summat to say about that!! Martinevans123 (talk) 19:00, 10 January 2017 (UTC)[reply]
So much for your prediction about an adverse wind blowing down this article. You have a future in political polling; can't be worse than ... the alternative. 7&6=thirteen () 19:56, 10 January 2017 (UTC)[reply]
Yes, politics beckons, it seems. Martinevans123 (talk) 20:02, 10 January 2017 (UTC)[reply]

Talkback

Hello, Martinevans123. You have new messages at Template:Did you know nominations/Heures de Charles d'Angoulême.
Message added 12:00, 14 January 2017 (UTC). You can remove this notice at any time by removing the {{Talkback}} or {{Tb}} template.

North America1000 12:00, 14 January 2017 (UTC)[reply]

Really? Are you sure about that? Martinevans123 (talk) 15:45, 14 January 2017 (UTC)[reply]
I'm sure. That thing needs refs or removal, - and I can't do it. - Unrelated: I just thanked you for an edit, but meant the next one, as you will have guessed ;) --Gerda Arendt (talk) 21:32, 22 January 2017 (UTC)[reply]
I thought it might have been for the previous, but whatever. Ah yes, I see. I blame "Billy No Hills". It's all his fault. He might even have some of the real books stashed under his bed. Perhaps we'll have to plead for help from the Irish Mafia. Martinevans123 (talk) 21:42, 22 January 2017 (UTC)[reply]
Spare Billy, simply always blame me ;) --Gerda Arendt (talk) 22:34, 22 January 2017 (UTC)[reply]
Alas it has no infobox. Martinevans123 (talk) 22:36, 22 January 2017 (UTC)[reply]
So? I don't care. --Gerda Arendt (talk) 23:12, 22 January 2017 (UTC)[reply]
Hurray. Now the rest of us can get on with our lives and not be so harassed. Ceoil (talk) 23:19, 22 January 2017 (UTC)[reply]
I archived infobox-related stuff (a lot) end of 2015. Waiting (amused, but these days you get cited to ANI if you use dirty words such as "have fun") how long it will take to sink in. I don't care if your article has an infobox, never did. I care when you revert one. I didn't care about this, confessing that it also amused me. Can we now talk about something else, such as art and music? --Gerda Arendt (talk) 09:21, 23 January 2017 (UTC)[reply]
Apologies for the shameless baiting. I see you are now wise to such antics. Art and music sounds good to me. Martinevans123 (talk) 09:59, 23 January 2017 (UTC)[reply]

Turkish Airlines Flight 6491

Article really needs an "Accident" section between aircraft and investigation. Mjroots (talk) 17:20, 16 January 2017 (UTC)[reply]

Quite agree. Every little helps? Martinevans123 (talk) 17:23, 16 January 2017 (UTC)[reply]

You are invited to join the discussion at Talk:Malaysia Airlines Flight 17#Hacking incident that arose from this plane shootdown incident. Mamasanju (talk) 04:29, 20 January 2017 (UTC)Template:Z48[reply]

Thanks. Good discussion and a good result. Martinevans123 (talk) 20:49, 20 January 2017 (UTC)[reply]

Maggie Roche

RIP Maggie Roche (26 October 1951 - 21 January 2017): [14] Martinevans123 (talk) 18:17, 21 January 2017 (UTC)[reply]

Seriously, from the king of pun and entendre and YouTube....

... I thought this one was a gimme. Maybe you're a little older than I had thought and this nugget of pop culture passes you by. Now re-read the far-from-belittling-but-bantertastic convo. Cheers! The Rambling Man (talk) 18:06, 22 January 2017 (UTC)[reply]

Goodness me! An oblique and unexplained YouTube clip from yesteryear! Way out of my league. You just be mad. But ah, Rushie! The best player to wear that
sacred red shirt. You know, wasn't it? Jumpers for goalposts. *wipes away tear* Ron Manager123 (talk) 18:19, 22 January 2017 (UTC)[reply
]
Bottles for goalposts more like. With marble stoppers. Yay, up yours blue tits. The Rambling Man (talk) 21:17, 22 January 2017 (UTC)[reply]
"Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, idn'it, ay? Beautiful plumage!" --"Big Ron" Trump 123 (talk) 21:27, 22 January 2017 (UTC)

Another one for the king of pun

Hello M. I hope that you are well. I had a brain flash (or fart if you prefer) about this. If the field was changed to "Where are they now" wouldn't that cover all the possibilities? :-D Cheers. MarnetteD|Talk 17:55, 25 January 2017 (UTC)[reply]

Haha, yes. That discussion is getting a bit too deep for me. Martinevans123 (talk) 17:59, 25 January 2017 (UTC)[reply]
Did you mean something of this order perhaps? — Gareth Griffith-Jones | The Welsh | Buzzard |  18:01, 25 January 2017 (UTC)[reply]
That is where the idea came from Gareth :-). Great link M. It is always fun to see what you will come up with. Cheers to you both. MarnetteD|Talk 18:24, 25 January 2017 (UTC)[reply]
Yes, I was onto that straightaway. — ]

Yes, it does sound like a Mellotron, doesn't it. Wikipedia requires sources not our personal knowledge of what may or may not be "well known facts" or "logical conclusions." If they are indeed well-known facts, finding a source should be easy. Why not open a discussion at
Thanks for the note, Lance. You're right, reviewers don't usually comment about small details of arrangement and so they often fall through the net. Unless we have credits from the album cover, it's going to be subjective. I am quite surprised that the band did not give more complete instrument credits. Martinevans123 (talk) 10:48, 26 January 2017 (UTC)[reply]

From one user to another

This user has earned the
100,000 Edits Award.

It is a Milestone that relatively few editors have achieved, and you deserve a high five. 7&6=thirteen () 14:34, 27 January 2017 (UTC) [reply]

Ah, thanks. Waco's finest. 50% of those were mistakes, 49% were punctuation marks, and the remaining 1% was split evenly between sarcastic comments, awful jokes and Welsh Christmas cards. [15] Martinevans123 (talk) 15:48, 27 January 2017 (UTC)[reply]
... all of which made us feel better ;) --Gerda Arendt (talk) 16:00, 27 January 2017 (UTC)[reply]
...punctuation update. Martinevans123 (talk) 16:04, 27 January 2017 (UTC)[reply]
I don't know about percentages, but you forgot to mention the gratuitous plays on words. Those are my favorites. Anyway, congratulations! Now, what about that inevitable acceptance speech (and post-speech interview). RivertorchFIREWATER 16:40, 27 January 2017 (UTC)[reply]
Gee, Torchy, I hope you'll always be a fan. Sorry, but I'm a bit lost for words. Martinevans123 (talk) 16:59, 27 January 2017 (UTC)[reply]
I so relate. Sometimes I get a little...you know...difficult, too. But better a battery boy than a battery bunny. Ah well, time to Carey on. RivertorchFIREWATER 17:44, 27 January 2017 (UTC)[reply]

Longevity and productivity

100,000 edits
It's true. This is a meaningless award. I didn't say they were great edits (quality is evanescent and contextual, in the eye of the beholder as it were). We should not get too enamored of
edit counts In the grand scheme of Wikipedia, your first edit is as important as yesterday's. And you have consistently contributed to building an encyclopedia -- communicating in a collegial mannner with other editors is worthwhile. Kudos
.
It looks important, but it is just odometer rollover.
7&6=thirteen () 16:08, 27 January 2017 (UTC)[reply]
Another award!!? Thanks, Thirteensie. The odometer analogy is quite appropriate - I often feel like I just can't stop. Martinevans123 (talk) 16:17, 27 January 2017 (UTC)[reply]
Ironically, like receiving an award for
OCD. Both of which are integral to being a great editor in the trenches. I would say you should have on your page the CATEGORY: Wikipedians who edit Wikipedia, but they just deleted it. {:>{)> Best regards. 7&6=thirteen () 16:23, 27 January 2017 (UTC)[reply
]
OCD? Yes, I often wish I had a size 9 stiletto to hand. Martinevans123 (talk) 16:28, 27 January 2017 (UTC)[reply]
I didn't even know you were a
Carmelite; what a happy coincidence. OCD is what I meant. Speaking of coincidences — "Dobry"!! Which is more coincidental than you might imagine. 7&6=thirteen () 16:36, 27 January 2017 (UTC)[reply
]
Ah! The wonderful Bouncing Czech himself. What a treat. The best award I can think of. Martinevans123 (talk) 16:42, 27 January 2017 (UTC)[reply]

Music for the occasion: today I have three DYK to offer, but didn't get the TFA as I hoped, - well, for myself I translate that as "in peace and joy I let go" and believe it's a good way to go, --Gerda Arendt (talk) 20:16, 2 February 2017 (UTC)[reply]

I do love Arvo Pärt (there the Estonian Philharmonic Chamber Choir with Paul Hillier) How heavenly. Simply beautiful. Martinevans123 (talk) 20:20, 2 February 2017 (UTC)[reply]
Peace is my motto, here's a different one: a composer setting the Decree on Peace for a speaking voice and four percussionists who drown the speaker, - the party was not pleased ;) --Gerda Arendt (talk) 22:02, 6 February 2017 (UTC)[reply]

Just to mention that I'm not Welsh or an expert on Wales, simply copying names from categories and adding them to this list to try and fill it out a bit, to make it more on a scale with the lists of English, Scottish and Irish writers. Please add and alter entries as you think best. Thanks for your help, Brian Bmcln1 (talk) 22:27, 31 January 2017 (UTC)[reply]

Hi, Brian. Thanks for your note. My main concern is that some may complain these people were not mainly notable as writers. So we'll have to see how it goes. Martinevans123 (talk) 22:34, 31 January 2017 (UTC)[reply]
Well, I put the writing first as it's a list of writers, but each entry is a person, so perhaps the person's attributes should come in order of importance. Let me know what you decide. Bmcln1 (talk) 22:48, 31 January 2017 (UTC)[reply]

Daily Mail RfC

Re your edit: I have no objection. Thanks for asking. Peter Gulutzan (talk) 22:20, 1 February 2017 (UTC)[reply]

Thanks, Peter. You make some very good and pertinent points there. Martinevans123 (talk) 22:22, 1 February 2017 (UTC)[reply]

There must be a DYK hook in here somewhere, but mine are either too obvious or too long-winded – any suggestions? If so, very many thanks! JezGrove (talk) 00:13, 3 February 2017 (UTC)[reply]

Hmmm,
Sophie, Countess of Wessex. Thanks for correcting my mistakes. Sometimes these errors can be found as I'm not a native speaker of English, so I would like to ask you a favor. Would you please check these four sections on Diana, Princess of Wales: "Problems and separation", "Charity work", "Personal life" and "Legacy" to see if there's any grammatical error between the sentences? It's just a review and you can do it whenever you like. I hope what I have requested is possible. Keivan.fTalk 13:26, 5 February 2017 (UTC)[reply
]

Hi Keivan. I'll try and take a look. Martinevans123 (talk) 14:15, 5 February 2017 (UTC)[reply]
Many thanks for considering my request. ]

Alas, I think Mr Spicer's alternative view of reality may not be compatible with the requirements of a fact-based internet encyclopedia. And, of course, if something can't be put in a tweet, it's not worth saying. Martinevans123 (talk)
Hey, wouldn't our own dear Lord Sugar make a model POTUS?? Martinevans123 (talk) 12:10, 6 February 2017 (UTC) [reply]

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).

Note that any non-free images not used in any articles will be deleted after seven days, as described in the criteria for speedy deletion. Thank you. --B-bot (talk) 19:08, 6 February 2017 (UTC)[reply]

I thought that using an album cover to illustrate a musician, who has no free image available, was a borderline case. But User:Hullaballoo Wolfowitz obviously thinks otherwise. At least we had three years use out of it. Martinevans123 (talk) 19:42, 6 February 2017 (UTC)[reply]

Protection consensus

Hi Martin. Do you need consensus to protect articles that are vandalised, or would an editor like myself be authorized to protect an article indefinitely? One article in particular seems to be attracting semi-regular vandalism.--Kieronoldham (talk) 23:20, 7 February 2017 (UTC)[reply]

Hi Keiron. As far as I know you just need to offer sufficient evidence to an (interested) Admin. They may have other ideas - like an IP range block, a temporary block or a longer semi-protection. Martinevans123 (talk) 23:28, 7 February 2017 (UTC)[reply]
Martin.... I just want to do God's will and stop vandalism on the John Wayne Gacy article, bring it to the Promised Land. It is hardly infested with IP and mobile vandalism, but it sees more than its fair share.--Kieronoldham (talk) 23:35, 7 February 2017 (UTC)[reply]
Haha. Well, you know the type of loonies that get drawn to these serial killer articles. Martinevans123 (talk) 23:38, 7 February 2017 (UTC)[reply]
Should be child's play, if I can find an interested admin. That's the truth of it. If it happens again I'll mention it on the talk page.--Kieronoldham (talk) 23:52, 7 February 2017 (UTC)[reply]

It's the economy, stupid!

Any day now, those White House-branded 'Make Mercia Great Again' (oops, I meant 'America') baseball caps will be on sale… (But what's the betting they'll be made in China?) JezGrove (talk) 23:45, 9 February 2017 (UTC)[reply]

In my neck of the woods, "Go buy Ivanka's stuff" is usually used as a lewd Friday night insult after one too many pints of snakebite of [17]. Martinevans123 (talk) 23:50, 9 February 2017 (UTC)[reply]
I saw Pill's section on 'Plan for designated area for prostitution' and thought we finally had clarity on the UK's economy post-Brexit, before realising that I'd made the elementary David Davies/Davis error. Ah well, back to the drawing board (where I'll doubtless bump into the real Brexit secretary...) JezGrove (talk) 00:39, 10 February 2017 (UTC)[reply]
I thought you'd like to know that the respective legal representatives of
Dai Monmouth, Dai Blaenau and Dai Brexit, will all be in touch, in due course. Sue, Grabbit and Rhedeg 123 (talk) 14:29, 10 February 2017 (UTC)[reply
]
... and she's got curly teeth.— Gareth Griffith-Jones | The Welsh | Buzzard |  14:46, 10 February 2017 (UTC)[reply]
Luckily the law's on my side. JezGrove (talk) 14:51, 10 February 2017 (UTC)[reply]
Now don't go getting all Welsh on us... Martinevans123 (talk) 15:00, 10 February 2017 (UTC)[reply]
Will be near there in Dinorwig at the end of May, by a strange coincidence. JezGrove (talk) 16:21, 10 February 2017 (UTC)[reply]
Just a wild guess, of course. Martinevans123 (talk) 16:31, 10 February 2017 (UTC)[reply]
Hey,

Your Non-Constructive Edit to Grigori_Rasputin on 11 February 2017

(this edit placed just to increase my edit count)

Circle of fawning yes men (and women) please do not enter:
evidence of my sockpuppet past horribly exposed

https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Grigori_Rasputin&diff=764852231&oldid=764826651

This was not a constructive edit at all! The Kalmykov, Nelip and Moe you said in your edit summary "are not notable and linkable" ARE THE AUTHORS CITED THROUGHOUT THE ARTICLE!

Just because you think you are a master editor and you put a picture of a medal on your user page, that doesn't give you permission to make poor edits that replace

original research
.

Maybe you could put in some effort to focus on quality edits not quantity of edits. Reading these two essays,

WP:WEASEL and Wikipedia:Attribution
, might help you.

The article is locked and I can't fix it. I left a message on the talk page and hopefully someone who's not an idiot reads it an fixes the article.

If you admit you made a mistake, you can fix it yourself. Of course, if you are too vain and you think you are the Master Editor, I'm sure you can find some flatterer to stroke your ego some more and you can spend your time pimping your user page. Just don't go around removing legit attributions just to pump up your edit count.

24.246.21.101 (talk) 13:37, 11 February 2017 (UTC)[reply]

Could you kindly remove this personal attack? Or you may face some kind of warning or sanction. This is the second time you've added a snide and condescending message here. The first time you had the good sense to retract it. I've already responded to your objection, to the removal of three names in the caption, over the past five hours at the article Talk page where the discussion is still ongoing. The three names now appear in the adjacent article text instead. Martinevans123 (talk) 17:51, 11 February 2017 (UTC)[reply]
I mean no personal attack of any kind. You made an edit that was not constructive and that issue has not been resolved. I had initially retracted my original post to your talk page because I recognized that the scorn I conveyed wasn't originally intended just for you, personally. I am just especially upset by the type of editor (or person in general) that claims great skill while acting incompetent, and I felt like you represented that because you made a non-constructive edit and while your user page claims you are a "Master Editor", you couldn't seem to acknowledge that your edit was bad.
I restored this section on your talk page, in case you wanted to reply or archive it. I felt that by retracting my comment, I might have prevented the opportunity for you to do such, if you so wished. It's on your talk page and you can delete or archive this section if you want, I have no objections, and I will not post again regarding this issue if you choose to do so. If you reply I will try to respond, but no guarantees.
I had some free time today; I feel like I might have wasted it, still, part of me is hoping that I didn't. Of course I do realize all my efforts might just be "fel rhech mewn pot jam" ;-)
Cheers!
24.246.21.101 (talk) 18:24, 11 February 2017 (UTC)[reply]
Then I guess you are just unintentionally offensive. You might not have wasted your time if you had been able to offer a compromise, or even adopt a more co-operative approach. I don't claim any sort of great skill - "Master Editor" is based on edit count, nothing more. I don't need any flatterer "to stroke my ego some more" and I don't need to spend any time "pimping my user page", thanks. I have no idea what "fel rhech mewn pot jam" is meant to mean. Ond efallai yr hoffech chi eu hatgoffa bod "gwr heb bwyll, llong heb angor". I'd be interested to know on which article(s) you gained your obvious Wikipedia experience. Martinevans123 (talk) 18:50, 11 February 2017 (UTC)[reply]
I can be crass sometimes. There is no compromise that I can make that would give you the aptitude to understand a concept if it is beyond your comprehension. Yes, that is a tautology, but that just means I am certainly right. I did offer you a cooperative approach: I noticed your edit was bad, and I explained on the talk page how to fix it. If you had heeded my advice, and could admit your mistake and fix it, that would have been cooperation.
"Fel rhech mewn pot jam" is just some welsh slang for someone who is useless, literally "like a fart in a jar".
Yes, rational thought is an anchor.
I've been a contributor to Wikipedia since it's inception. I don't keep track of my contributions and I'm not looking for credit. I'm not interested in Wikipedia for social networking. I love Wikipedia and I want Wikipedia to succeed as a great encyclopedia. I can't contribute a lot of time to wikipedia anymore. I still use Wikipedia often enough, just for my own amusement/personal learning and if I notice something I can easily do to improve it, I'll try to do it.
Remember that the world is the totality of facts, not of things. 24.246.21.101 (talk) 21:15, 11 February 2017 (UTC)[reply]
Ah yes, right. You have concepts that are beyond my comprehension. Like the world being a totality of facts. Except that you're one of the things I could so do without. Perhaps you'd like to show me how to link the authors Kalmykov, Nelipa and Moe? If you've spent your whole time here, from the inception of Wikipedia, telling people they are wrong, it's no surprise that any opportunity for social networking will have been somewhat limited. And you think the Welsh word for "jar" is "pot jam"? Thanks for enlightening me. Martinevans123 (talk) 21:50, 11 February 2017 (UTC)[reply]
I am not the source of worldly concepts; I know nothing. Concepts beyond your comprehension are not my doing, they are just a fact of the universe. I was just quoting Ludwig Wittgenstein, because I thought you might have read him since you created a wikipedia alternate account called Wittlessgenstein, which I have to admit, thought was a little bit witty when I first read the name, but maybe the name you chose was just a coincidence. I know you might not like people like me that call you out when you are wrong, but if you surround yourself only with yes-men, you will never be all that you can be. I will offer this insight: it is usually pretty easy to correct someone's text when they've made a small error, but it's exponentially more difficult to convince someone that they've erred in the first place! You are a great example. If I'm not mistaken, I still can't convince you that removing legit attributions from Wikipedia articles is wrong, and not constructive. I'm no expert on Welsh, and I welcome your personal experiences, but "pot jam" for "jam pot", aka "jar", to me, that doesn't seem like much of a stretch for a translations(and if anything one of the easier translations, welsh-to-english). 24.246.21.101 (talk) 23:40, 11 February 2017 (UTC)[reply]
What a lovely reminder "Mr IP", quite the sheriff. I'm sure my circle of yes men will all be wondering who you really are. Martinevans123 (talk) 09:56, 12 February 2017 (UTC)[reply]

DYK for Heures de Charles d'Angoulême

On

historiated letters (pictured)? The nomination discussion and review may be seen at Template:Did you know nominations/Heures de Charles d'Angoulême. You are welcome to check how many page hits the article got while on the front page (here's how, Heures de Charles d'Angoulême), and it may be added to the statistics page if the total is over 5,000. Finally, if you know of an interesting fact from another recently created article, then please feel free to suggest it on the Did you know talk page
.

Cas Liber (talk · contribs) 12:01, 21 February 2017 (UTC) [reply]

A daffodil for you!

The daffodil of dexterity
For helping get Saint David's Day into shape so it can be put on the main page today, I say (in my best pigeon Welsh) diolch y fawr Ritchie333 (talk) (cont) 12:05, 1 March 2017 (UTC)[reply]

PS: You may be interested in the discussion here Ritchie333 (talk) (cont) 15:09, 1 March 2017 (UTC)[reply]

Many thanks, Threesie!! I'll have a look. Martinevans123 (talk) 22:45, 1 March 2017 (UTC) p.s. it's yn.[reply]

So, we're now at GA. I'll push it through to Peer Review shortly and then, comments permitting, on to FA. Your input, particularly at the latter stage, would be very much appreciated. Hoping you are keeping well. KJP1 (talk) 23:04, 4 March 2017 (UTC)[reply]

Hi, KJP. I'll try and take a look. Martinevans123 (talk) 22:55, 6 March 2017 (UTC)[reply]

Is Welsh Rarebit still a thing?

Asking for a friend. Softlavender (talk) 00:21, 15 March 2017 (UTC)[reply]

Seulement si vous êtes Français et vous habitez à Londres.... or maybe if you follow Psycho in the good old Daily Mail Martinevans123 (talk) 23:17, 15 March 2017 (UTC)[reply]
Hmm. Food photography can turn anything into food-porn and make it look irresistible. But since I my friend lacks some of the necessary ingredients, I think I'll my friend will stick with Lapin Agile. (Which is utter fucking crap by the way – I saw it in San Francisco.) Softlavender (talk) 23:30, 15 March 2017 (UTC)[reply]
This notquitenigellawelshrarebitrecipelooks tasty. — Gareth Griffith-Jones | The Welsh | Buzzard |  10:48, 16 March 2017 (UTC)[reply]
Strewth, Gareth, me ol' bluey! Yes, looks fair dinkum tasty. Devil-in-a-bush123 (talk) 21:01, 16 March 2017 (UTC)

"like Amy, but without the rehab"

I wonder if you could get Ms Wright and the band to use that quotation for promotional purposes? Ritchie333 (talk) (cont) 14:13, 17 March 2017 (UTC)[reply]

I've been searching for Ms Right for years, but I now feel I may have made a terrible faux pas here. Martinevans123 (talk) 19:14, 17 March 2017 (UTC)[reply]

It then got cloudy and started to rain, I honked my horn for a passin' lane

Long distance information, give me this everlasting hero. Wilko Jevans123 (talk) 12:34, 19 March 2017 (UTC) "BBC blues", BBC Theatre, 29 03 1972 .... bye, bye Johnny

Is he in the
no particular place to go as a result of too much monkey business? You never can tell - but if it comes to the worst, 'Get your kicks on Route Six Six Six' still scans, I suppose… JezGrove (talk) 22:17, 30 March 2017 (UTC)[reply
]
... I think we all know that he's up where he belongs. Martinevans123 (talk) 09:40, 1 April 2017 (UTC) ... how to really dance up stairs...[reply]

Sorry, Martin, I had about three hours' work on hand when you arrived, and I'm afraid I lost your changes. Could you do them again? Many apologies. Brian Bmcln1 (talk) 21:26, 30 March 2017 (UTC)[reply]

No worries, very minor. List is looking very good now, thanks to your hard work. Thanks. Martinevans123 (talk) 21:27, 30 March 2017 (UTC)[reply]
Glad you like it.Bmcln1 (talk) 13:56, 31 March 2017 (UTC)[reply]
I guess List of Welsh women writers should be a sub-set? (although we don't have List of Welsh men writers) Martinevans123 (talk) 14:02, 31 March 2017 (UTC)[reply]
I suppose it should. I was thinking of going through it one day to see if those on it appear in the List of Welsh writers. Bmcln1 (talk) 20:06, 1 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]

Response to your message

Martin, apologies I just replied to a message I thought was from Ritchie333 but now see you had signed it at the bottom which I had missed when I originally saw it. Thus please see my response to what you had said to me there.

Thanks Thefactcorrecter (talk) 23:55, 7 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]

Thanks for telling me. Wikipedia technicalities can take a bit of getting used to. It's encouraging that User:Ritchie333 has taken so much time in trying to address your concerns. But I think he might find it a bit frustrating that he now seems to have unwittingly become the sole spokesman for all the editors who have an interest in the article. I'd be very grateful if you could address the question I've raised at the Talk:Georgina Downs page. That's where any discussion over suitable sources, and most other topics, should be taking place. Many thanks. Martinevans123 (talk) 08:00, 8 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]

In reply

Martin,

I have already answered it and sent the links and so hopefully one of them will be a suitable source considering Ritchie previously said that both Ecologist and House of Lords material is acceptable.

In relation to your comments re Ritchie he told me at the bottom of a number of messages to get back to him if still have concerns and at the bottom of his talk page. Further he posted on an administrators board to say he was dealing with it and hence professionally and for consistency it is usually better to deal with one person rather than multiple different people.

Anyway, apart from still responding regarding some of the other award sources that Ritchie was referring to in his message yesterday as I know other awards and affiliations have been sourced in some of the broadsheets and so I shall seek them out and send on in case they can be added in.

However, one absolutely crucial error still remains. I am still wrongly being called an "environmental activist". I have explained why this is not the way to describe my work and campaign at great length. I note that those words are tagged into a separate Wikipedia page and am now wondering whether that is why no one is removing this even though it is not the correct description and if so that is surely just self promotional at Wikipedia's end? I have looked at that separate page and as I have continued to correctly state that is not what I should be described as. The only place I have been called that appears to be in farming publications that use the term in an attempt to demean.

I repeat I do not work for any environmental NGO or group, I am not a paid up member of the Green Party and there is no evidence to support that description of me except in those farming press articles which I am surprised you even consider as a reliable source with the bias such articles present.

The campaign is a voluntary independent campaign and I do not personally and never have taken any wage for. Having read that separate Wikipedia page for the definition of "environmental activist" then it is even more confirmed to me that that cannot be used to describe what I do. If this is not changed to correctly describe me as a campaigner as many many articles have continued to do over the last 16 years as it is factually correct then I will have to find a way to take this higher as it is not acceptable to be wrongly described about what I do in a page about what I do!

Thanks to Martin for including the journalist there though as that is appreciated but it would also be appreciated if the rest of the wording in that description at the beginning can be resolved as soon as possible.

Thanks Thefactcorrecter (talk) 13:03, 8 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]

Hi "Thefactcorrecter" (have you not had any second thoughts at all about that choice of username? as it seems to be a slight disservice to all your fellow Wikipedia editors who think they are doing that exact same thing.) It's useful to keep discussion about article content on the Talk page for that article. But yes, issues that require administrator action are best kept with one administrator. You seem to have valuable inputs to make on both of these topics? You've been described as an "environmental activist" by a reliable source. That's not a problem for me, but it seems to be a huge problem for you. If you feel that strongly, then I guess you'll need to ask the reporter or editor concerned, at www.farminguk.com, to correct it. Thanks. Martinevans123 (talk) 13:20, 8 April 2017 (UTC) p.s. just on a purely personal level, I don't see the description "environmental activist" as "demeaning". Not sure if that helps you, but there it is.[reply]

Further links to support my point

Hi Martin,

I have repeatedly told you this is not an accurate description of my work and I have found something that further supports my position on this. It was a link I was about to send in relation to a source for some of the other awards and nominations etc. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/earth/agriculture/3458396/Crop-sprays-a-risk-to-health-rules-High-Court.html

Please note it clearly says “Miss Downs, whose home near Chichester, West Sussex, borders crop fields, launched her independent UK Pesticides Campaign in 2001.”

This further supports what I said in the previous message and I thought this fits more Wikipedia’s supposed criteria of a reliable and unbiased source than that of the Farming UK article. That I repeat was not the correct description of what I do and should be replaced with this source and the related wording that I am a campaigner or run an independent campaign.

Also this link here about the 2014 nomination for the Local Hero Observer Ethical Award (which is separate to the 2015 one that is already referred to in the Wikipedia page) also supports my point in the previous message regarding the fact that the independent campaign is voluntary. Scroll down to find the small Guardian para relating to me here https://www.theguardian.com/observer-ethical-awards/2014/apr/22/observer-ethical-awards-vote

I therefore reiterate again please correct the inaccurate description of me and my work on the page as I am not an “environmental activist” with the Wikipedia description linked to. I am a campaigner and journalist simple as that. This is wholly unacceptable to be wrongly described.

On a separate note re the Cosmopolitan award that still required citation here is a link to pics of the award winners (click til you get to me and it has the text of the award I won in it) http://www.gettyimages.co.uk/event/the-cosmopolitan-fun-fearless-female-awards-with-olay-75223619?#georgina-downs-winner-of-the-heroine-award-picture-id83734675 There are articles too if that is required for citation but I need to go back through to dig out the links.

Thanks Thefactcorrecter (talk) 14:30, 8 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]

Hi again
a reliable source. That's not my decision. It's just policy here. Thanks for the Cosmopolitan award link. It would be useful if you could add that at the article talk page or directly in the article itself. Thanks. Martinevans123 (talk) 15:29, 8 April 2017 (UTC)[reply
]

IFAJ/BGAJ link

Martin,

Here is a link to an IFAJ article that refers to me and which shows I am a registered journalist under IFAJ and BGAJ see http://ifaj.org/ifaj/eco-award-uk-writer/

Thanks Thefactcorrecter (talk) 14:50, 8 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]

Is there some reason why you can't add this source to the article yourself? I realise that I might have missed some advice that User:Ritchie333 has given you in the course of the very extensive discussions at his Talk Page. But there is no actual policy that prevents editors adding to a articles about themselves. Especially if they are real improvements. Thanks. Martinevans123 (talk) 16:04, 8 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]
My mistake. On second thoughts, as another editor has reminded me, you should not be editing the article at all. I guess that means you will need to rely on the understanding and cooperation of other editors to ensure that the article gives a fair representation of you and your work. Martinevans123 (talk) 20:31, 8 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]

Response to your message

Hi Martin,

Well the last I knew someone had blocked me for trying to quite rightly correct things yesterday but just seen that I now can actually get in there.

However, I am really not a technical person I am afraid and I don't know how to add the references bits otherwise I would do it myself. You will see that both the link confirming the Cosmopolitan award and the link confirming I am a journalist under the IFAJ and BGAJ accredited journalists bodies are correct and can be added in as the citations. If you don't want to do it then I can see if Ritchie might be able to add them in next week as I think he has stopped working for the weekend.

I note that James has now amended the wording at the beginning although not replaced the reference 2 to the relevant source Telegraph article I included in an earlier message here and so I shall message him direct (as I have seen that he has messaged me on his talk page).

Thanks Thefactcorrecter (talk) 17:21, 8 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]

It seems my Talk Page (not unlike another editor's I recently saw) is rapidly now turning into
so angry, I refuse to reply. Martinevans123 (talk) 18:48, 8 April 2017 (UTC) p.s. congratulations on not opening a new thread, just to reply. :)[reply]

Your name mentioned at ANI

Information icon There is currently a discussion at Wikipedia:Administrators' noticeboard/Incidents regarding an issue with which you may have been involved. We hope (talk) 13:17, 13 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]

Thanks. I'm not really sure I'm "involved" just for stumbling across that block and asking a few questions. I think
Airstrip One. Let's just hope the preparations go better than for our aircraftless aircraft carriers… (Try searching for 'UK aircraft carrier' in this esteemed encyclopedia and see what it suggests!) JezGrove (talk) 23:26, 13 April 2017 (UTC)[reply
]

Yes, that's right, according to our friend

Avid Welsh Nat Lord Llangattock in disguise. KJP1 (talk) 11:20, 14 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]

"Does my Baronetcy look big in this?"
Hmm, proper glam fishtail pencil skirt there, dearie. Martinevans123 (talk) 11:26, 14 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]

Nominations required

I recently came across the splendidly named Azariah Shadrach who shares the accolade of "Bunyan of Wales" with Christmas Evans (no relation), for their writing styles. It prompted me to consider who could be regarded as a later day "Bunion of Wales". Giddy Neil Hamilton (AM) and Roger Moribund Lewis (MA) spring to mind but suggestions are most welcome... Robevans123 (talk) 14:13, 14 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]

"Call me a crazy old physiognomist, but my theory is that you can always spot a lesbian by her big thrusting chin." Martinevans123 (talk) 14:59, 14 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]
... well, I'll need to get measuring my
reliable sources are clear on this as accurately describing the program. Could you take look at the deletions made by that editor at some point? ManKnowsInfinity (talk) 14:57, 14 April 2017 (UTC)[reply
]

I'll try. Although I must say that aircraft strikes me as properly belonging in a ]
New
F-35 looks more healthy now. The user name you refer to above was from when I noticed that the film for it had no plot summary, for which I added a short version in due recognition of that mathematician. Regarding Moore, there are two Henry Moore's on Lake Michigan, you obviously are familiar with the one and the other one is here [18]. ManKnowsInfinity (talk) 16:46, 14 April 2017 (UTC)[reply
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Thanks for that. Alas, the UK's latest foray into nuclear energy is now somewhat in disarray. Martinevans123 (talk) 16:56, 14 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]

A mitten for you!

Or something like that. Softlavender (talk) 11:27, 17 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]

Awww, lol. Should come in handy. I always like a good bit of yakety yak. Martinevans123 (talk) 11:34, 17 April 2017 (UTC) "(don't talk back)" But thanks anyway. Sorry if I sound a bit crabby![reply]
You need a new hobby. Softlavender (talk) 15:50, 17 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]
Any suggestions? Maybe mitten cats? Martinevans123 (talk) 16:47, 17 April 2017 (UTC) ... also known as "boxing cats", as you probably know! .... and poor old Rambling Ted, eh? [reply]

Regarding that other matter -- you're probably right. Plus I didn't realize D used the P word twice, which was a bit much. Let's just all forget (or pretend) that all of this never happened. And Trump did not have relations with Putin. Case closed. Softlavender (talk) 22:45, 17 April 2017 (UTC) Edited to add: The logic and syntax of that third sentence is messed up, but screw it. It had a nice ring to it. Softlavender (talk) 22:50, 17 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]

Haha, yeah right. Poor Doc Mice. Maybe there's just a rambling language barrier there, somewhere? Martinevans123 (talk) 22:51, 17 April 2017 (UTC) Edited to add: ... the third?? I'm sure Donny and Vladdy get along just just fine.[reply]

.... And I notice the Yanks still do not understand. Either that or Mercury retrograde is just kicking everybody's ass. Either way, I think I'll chill till it "blows over" .... Softlavender (talk) 23:23, 17 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]

I just broke my promise, innit? Softlavender (talk) 00:03, 18 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]
A broken promise, you say?? ... well, may be. Martinevans123 (talk) 18:17, 18 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]
Ugh. That dame is giving Trump a run for his money in terms of broken promises, delusional proclamations, and insane objectives. Worst time in history for the Labour leadership to be worse than a half-drunk slug. Softlavender (talk) 18:23, 18 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]
"When alarmed, it secretes a noxious substance from glands near the base of the tail and rolls up into a defensive spiral with the head in the middle ..." Martinevans123 (talk) 18:33, 18 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]
A half-drunk slug? Maybe you meant a half-eaten slug? I mean, they're slimy but not liquid. (Either way, one would risk lead poisoning.) RivertorchFIREWATER 21:31, 18 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]
Virgin East Coast? ...no seats and runs at a snail's pace. Martinevans123 (talk) 21:50, 18 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]
Oh, I read about that! Back when reading the news only made me mildly queasy. Ah, the halcyon days of 2016... RivertorchFIREWATER 04:28, 19 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]

Allan Holdsworth

Greetings. Just to clarify, this was not aimed at you, but at the IP who kept adding the album originally without a link to anything, and then zapped the hidden note. Mac Dreamstate (talk) 20:16, 17 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]

Cheers dude, "'sno biggie". Take a break and have a nice cuppa. :) Martinevans123 (talk) 20:19, 17 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]

Invoking memories

Me after a hard day's wiki-editing...

Hello M. I saw your edit here and it reminded me that this was the favorite soundtrack of a good friend of mine in college. It has been decades since I last saw him so it was nice to call back those memories. with your comprehensive knowledge of music I thought I'd share this with you. Cheers. MarnetteD|Talk 21:52, 17 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]

Hi, MarnetteD! Thanks so much. This remains one of my favourite films ever. And it's not as if I thought that Anderson (just like Man Ken) was ever really that good. For me, he always had a strange kind of "static animated photograph" style, if you know what I mean. But (apart from the wonderful McDowell) that film was wholly and unexpectedly redeemed by the soundtrack - to me the film was just an illustration of the songs. Alan Price the true genius in that film, as in so much of his work. Totally wonderful. Martinevans123 (talk) 22:04, 17 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]
And thanks to you for sharing your thoughts. That film introduced me to Price and I have marveled at his work ever since. I also have to thank you for the delightful and informative links that you add to your posts. I know that
eggs aren't allowed in articles but I always enjoy (as well as learn things from) the ones you place on talk pages :-) MarnetteD|Talk 22:12, 17 April 2017 (UTC)[reply
]
A belated Happy Easter, Marnette! Martinevans123 (talk) 22:20, 17 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]
Thanks!! MarnetteD|Talk 22:38, 17 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]
Naturally, I intend to sue our glorious leader, Uncle Jimbo, for permanently re-wiring what's left of my brain. Martinevans123 (talk) 23:38, 17 April 2017 (UTC) [reply]
Ah! the exquisite sound of that RMI 386 "It's no use mumbling, It's no use grumbling, Life just isn't fair". Martinevans123 (talk) 19:35, 24 April 2017 (UTC) ..... thanks, an' all... but don't go dragging me into that!![reply]
Only time I've seen an RMI is in a shop in Denmark Street, so I'm not as au fait with it compared to the Rhodes or Wurlitzer. Ritchie333 (talk) (cont) 19:50, 24 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]
And it ain't me who's gonna leave (?) Martinevans123 (talk) 19:56, 24 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]
That album was surely one of the finest of 1974. Martinevans123 (talk) 20:19, 24 April 2017 (UTC) ... great studio direction in that clip, despite the curiously impassive German audience... but then, thinking about it, they do look a little embarrassed ...[reply]
But don't expect me to turn up at AN/I, ya schmuck. I'm still waiting for my kind invitation to discuss "my shitty take on people suffering from strokes". Martinevans123 (talk) 20:28, 24 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]

A barnstar for you!

The Barnstar of Good Humor
For making me laugh. Would really appreciate your support for the notion under discussion along with the funny joke. :) RaRaRasputin (talk) 15:29, 22 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]
No worries. Personally I think Oswald Rayner deserves a mention in that article, even if just in a footnote, although sound reliable sources would be needed. But I realise that article may be heavily defended by sharp-shooters. Martinevans123 (talk) 15:38, 22 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]

You don't have to defend the truth

The author is Rudi Rummel. Please don't correct if you don't know.Xx236 (talk) 12:50, 25 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]

Unless you can provide a supporting source, the change you made at Joseph Stalin is not a correction. As my edit summary explained, the current source has no author. Martinevans123 (talk) 12:52, 25 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]
Ella Fitzgerald in 1968

Happy 100th birthday to the Queen of Jazz. [19]

Thank you, Martin, for remembering and telling us. She is truly the First Lady of Song.[20] Gareth Griffith-Jones, The Welsh Buzzard (Talk) 16:44, 25 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]
Yes, always a real ]

Yes, of course, no problem. Will do when I have the chance. In response to your earlier request I hid all the links at the top of my Talk page in a collapsible box. Perhaps you don't see that as any improvement. I was under the impression, and still am, that YouTube removes videos if the copyright holder requests it. Perhaps you know differently.
I beg to differ. I think it would be of some importance to us, if YouTube fully policed it's content. And I think most artists see such videos as useful publicity, even as a revenue stream where monetisation is involved. Just out of interest - do you know if Wikipedia has ever faced any legal challenge from a copyright holder for hosting a YouTube video link? I would have thought that, in the grand scheme of the internet, no-one really cares what's hidden away on my Talk Page or in my Talk page posts (well, except you, obviously). But rules are rules, of course. Martinevans123 (talk) 09:21, 27 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]
YouTube is awash with music videos and clips from TV shows etc that were not uploaded by the copyright holder. Strictly speaking, Wikipedia should not link to any of these per
WP:YOUTUBE. It's up to the copyright holder to decide what to do in this situation. Sometimes they ask for the video to be removed, but on other occasions they allow adverts to be placed alongside the video. YouTube has a system called Content ID which checks videos against a database of copyrighted material. It looks like the John Lemon video has been removed. Sorry about that, as they say on YouTube.--♦IanMacM♦ (talk to me) 09:33, 27 April 2017 (UTC)[reply
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Hi Ian. Yes you are quite right. But I must admit I has assumed that legally responsibility lay with YouTube. I’ve linked videos that, you know, have been uploaded for say five years and have had many thousands, in some cases millions of views. One kind of assumes that any copyright problem would have become apparent by now. I didn’t realise that I was exposing Wikipedia to a huge legal risk by squirrelling away a third party link in a hidden box on my lowly Talk Page (which must be totally ignored by millions of people on a daily basis). But “rules are rules” and Fram obviously likes to see them enforced. Martinevans123 (talk) 10:04, 27 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]
User:Fram, my Talk Page Wiki Jukebox is now empty. Happy now? Of course the links are all still there, just one click away, in the history. Is someone now supposed to redact each individual addition manually? Is that what is supposed to happen to all content that may be an infringement of copyright, as per our much stricter policies? Martinevans123 (talk) 09:45, 27 April 2017 (UTC)[reply
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If someone feels the need to redact the history or remove all such links from your talk page posts all over enwiki, they are free to do so. For me, it is sufficient if from now on, you simply stop adding potentially problematic youtube links to your pages or posts. Thank you for removing these so promptly. ]
I know you're secretly very keen, Fram. Personally I can't think of a better use of your time. Martinevans123 (talk) 10:22, 27 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]
I was wrong there. I think your time would be better spent patrolling article mainspace and removing dubious links to YouTube videos used as sources or external links. Martinevans123 (talk) 12:20, 28 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]
If I called you "an overbearing and meddling policywonk with no send sense of fun", would I get a week's block? Martinevans123 (talk) 10:07, 27 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]
I guess it would depend on what a "send of fun" means - is that a pack of party streamers in the post, or something? Ritchie333 (talk) (cont) 10:09, 27 April 2017 (UTC) [reply]
... the Czech's in the post. Martinevans123 (talk) 10:15, 27 April 2017 (UTC) [reply]
Don't worry Martin, I'll let you link to this video (and yes I am cheesed off it's only got a little over 2,000 views as it's miles better than the original, sassen frassen rassen....) Ritchie333 (talk) (cont) 09:58, 27 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]
Ah, now I see the admin cabal subtext here.... ]

Thanks for replying. I have removed the link to Eddie. But it seems I need to make an informed value judgement on a case-by-case basis. Martinevans123 (talk) 09:17, 28 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]
Or play it safe and remove them all, that's your choice. When in doubt, don't link it. ]
I so have very few doubts. Thanks. ]

It's very gratifying to see you taking an interest in my YouTube links at last. I'll go through them all and review them one by one. It will be fun.
WP:YOUTUBE apply to articles, and do not mention usertalk. If there is a policy about usertalk, can someone please link to it? Wikipedia users are prohibited from uploading unlicensed copyrighted material (images or audio or film), but I've never seen a restriction on casually linking to copyrighted material in usertalk conversation, no matter where it is hosted (YouTube, Rhapsody, Spotify, etc.). Softlavender (talk) 11:13, 28 April 2017 (UTC)[reply
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False information

Hello Martinevans123! I kindly ask you not to spread false information in Wikipedia. By the way. One thing what I appreciate in this great page is the fact that everything is recorded. You claimed that [21] was an "edit contrary to long-standing consensus". Though it actually was itself reverting an edit contrary to long-standing consensus. [22] I don't know about you but six days is not definitely a long standing consensus on a page like this. HunajaOtso (talk) 22:38, 27 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]

Hi HunajaOtso. I don't believe it is "false information". I think it's debateable. I have posted a request at your own Talk Page. Many thanks.
User:McSqueegee. In that way, any future edit wars can be avoided? Thanks. Martinevans123 (talk) 22:54, 27 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]

ITN recognition for Jonathan Demme

On 26 April 2017, In the news was updated with an item that involved the article Jonathan Demme, which you nominated. If you know of another recently created or updated article suitable for inclusion in ITN, please suggest it on the candidates page. Paul Erik (talk)(contribs) 23:21, 27 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]

Thanks for your help! Usually I create these in draft first, but I thought this would be a quick stub. There's a bit more there than I originally thought, so this can probably at least make "start" status, I'll significantly add to it this weekend, using the book sources. If you're interested, would you like to check some of the regular 'net sources such as allmusic, etc? Thanks, and happy editing! 78.26 (spin me / revolutions) 12:09, 28 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]

Yes, a great start. I probably won't be adding any YouTube video links. Martinevans123 (talk) 12:17, 28 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]
Heh. I've been known to upload copyrighted material to youtube. Old records. The companies who own the material are generally happy to have me do it, they get free revenue for recordings they have neglected/forgotten for 30, 40, 100 years, and I've done all the work for them. Ironically, the only complaints I have had for my youtube videos is from people who are truly infringing on the copyright owners, claiming they own recordings they have no right to. That said, I'd never link to them from here, Wikipedia policy on media copyrights is too arcane/fluid/confusing, largely in part because of the inevitable international scope of the place, plus U.S. law on pre-1972 sound recordings is indecipherable. 78.26 (spin me / revolutions) 13:30, 28 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]
Ah yes, is the problem that the link to the YouTube clip is being hosted by Wikipedia's servers in Florida? Or is it the actual geographic location of the YouTube sever hosting that particular clip when it plays at YouTube? Or perhaps something else? And of course, unless I try and play that clip in another, I don't know it's "unavailable" there anyway and thus not a copyright violation. I am genuinely surprised, in this day and age of internet dynamics, that anyone really cares too much, especially on Wikipedia Talk pages. Hardly the cutting edge of music and video piracy? The notion that we "shouldn't allow access" for readers and fellow editors to YouTube material is somewhat quaint, isn't it. But rules are rules, and policy is policy, etc. Perhaps one day we'll get "fair use" for timed extracts of videos, like we currently have for music recording excerpts?
Fram
- yes, all the links now removed (twice over, in fact). Happy now?
  • and
    follow me around), eh? "chortle, chortle"
    [please remember not to insert any obscure YouTube video link here]
  • and Herostratus - yes, looks like I'm definitely "off the reservation" as you so quaintly put it....
  • Sorry!

    Martinevans123! I'm sorry if I insulted you in any way shape or form. I don't know anything about you or about about this particular case or anything -- it was just matter of "X did such-and-such" and me being like "OK then if X is off the reservation do such-and-so rather than this-and-that". You were just serving as anonymous random example for my purposes.

    OK? Sorry!

    It occurs to me that "off the reservation" might be racist (not sure -- I don't know where it comes from), so I should probably keep my cotton-pickin' hands off of it (we used to say that too). So not a good day for me.

    I'm really sorry. I don't know anything about you, but it's been vouchsafed that you're a productive editor, and thank you for your contributions and all you do. Herostratus (talk) 15:25, 29 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]

    all Sir Garnet then. In the manner of friendship and reconciliation, here is a picture of a mongoose for you to look at, on the assumption that you like to look at pictures of mongooses. If not, just ignore the picture. Herostratus (talk) 16:49, 1 May 2017 (UTC)[reply]

    Democracy around the world

    Hi Martin, Listen, don’t mention the genocide! I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it all right. Lucky we live in a country that tolerates legitimate alternative views – though not according to the leftie radicals at the Financial Times, of course. Er, ... your talk page looks radically different - I hope I haven't missed something?! JezGrove (talk) 22:01, 29 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]

    Hi Jez. Sorry I can't reply at the moment. Am enjoying one of those lovely last minute surprise Arctic cruises. Didn't even need a reservation! Unfortunately, the ship's band has jumped overboard. At least it's lovely and quiet (isn't it?) Martinevans123 (talk) 08:15, 30 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]
    Luckily, I was able to sneak into the Captain's Cabin and he gave us his personal permission to watch this orchestral gem!!
    (Conductor: Jules Buckley; lead vocal: Sharlene Hector; backing vocals: Brendan Reilly and Vula Malinga; trumpet solo: Ruud Breuls)

    Missing

    ... salt, angels and music. Look here, perhaps? (No salt.) - Do people think that a choir is a BLP? --Gerda Arendt (talk) 22:34, 29 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]

    Gerda, what a beautiful article. Your posts are always so inspiring. I see that EuropaChorAkademie has some great videos (on one of those social media sharing sites), that appear to have been legally uploaded and are fully in the public domain!! Thanks. Martinevans123 (talk) 08:20, 30 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]
    Thank you! I found the notability tag very strange, - did you see the history? Conducted by Michael Gielen and Plácido Domingo would tell me enough ;) - on top of having listened to the Britten in the Mainz Cathedral, with the bishop opening the concert. --Gerda Arendt (talk) 10:10, 30 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]

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    The Barnstar of Good Humor
    Someone might have dropped one of these on your talk page before, I don't know. (I'm pretty sure I never did....) The name has strange but not unpleasant connotations, at least to me, but I do think, per WP:ENGVAR, that there should be a "Humour" version. Anyway, here it is, for what it's worth, not very pretty and sadly silent, but try to imagine it vibrating along with a distant song of your choice (in the public domain, of course). Have a good weekend. RivertorchFIREWATER 22:41, 29 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]
    And I thought good hummus was in short supply…. JezGrove (talk) 22:50, 29 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]
    You'll get no wisecraks from me, ya lentil-knitting tree hugger. Sorry, must just dash to the corner Paki shop for some chewy yoghurt. Martinevans123 (talk) 08:26, 30 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]

    Yo, Torchy. My thanks!! Please give my kind regards to that evil twin of yours. Martinevans123 (talk) 09:33, 30 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]

    Koschat again

    I hope you forgive my assumption: Template:Did you know nominations/Thomas Koschat. 78.26 (spin me / revolutions) 16:22, 1 May 2017 (UTC)[reply]

    Ha ha ha

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    People keep telling me to ]
    OK let's buzz. Martin, please keep some distance from TRM. Plenty of others appreciate your humor more. Thanks, Drmies (talk) 22:07, 1 May 2017 (UTC)[reply]
    Hi Drmies. No worries. TRM works extremely hard for the project and seems to have quite a lot on his plate just now. Joining the Million Mile Club sounds like quite a safe distance to adopt for a while. Martinevans123 (talk) 22:22, 1 May 2017 (UTC)[reply]

    Get your priorities straight!

    Amazing what you can do with a laptop in Wales – and without leaving the house, apparently. Let's hope you haven't been blatantly [promoting extremism] on YouTube. After all, you could choose to spend your precious time trying to improve the world, instead… It's all a question of priorities, I guess. JezGrove (talk) 19:44, 2 May 2017 (UTC)[reply]

    That looks like a perfectly well-constructed table to me. Regrettably, I've had to spend several hours removing your blatantly risky
    Hammersmith Odeon link (although it did have a great vibe and some very neat (hats) going on). Martinevans123 (talk) 22:22, 2 May 2017 (UTC)[reply
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    They'll be deleting hard-earned World Records next. JezGrove (talk) 22:40, 2 May 2017 (UTC)[reply]

    Amharic funk

    [23]

    Don't panic, I emailed Alemayehu Eshete and he says it's cool. — Jimmy Saveloy (talk) 17:28, 4 May 2017 (UTC)[reply]