User:ChesterG
Chester G is an American Internet addict born on March 29, in the Lincoln Square/Ravenswood neighborhood of Chicago, Illinois. He currently resides in Nevada and "hates it [t]here."
Trivia
- Chester is not the real birth name of this user.
- Started such Wikipedia articles as the Shhh...Don't Tell.
- His favorite comedians include Patrice ONeal, and Mitch Hedberg.
life
| ubx-5 | This user uses entirely too many userboxes. |
citizen of the United States of America . |
| en | This user is a native speaker of the English language. |
| es-2 | Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel intermedio de español. |
.svg){kind=small} | This user is male. |
.svg){kind=small} | This user is an Aries. |
 | This user was born in Illinois. |
 | This user lives in or hails from Chicago. |  |
 | This user lives in the U.S. State of Nevada. |
| I love NY | This user ♥ NY. |
GMT-8 . |
| Y | This user is a member of Generation Y . |
| BAMF | This user is one BAMF among many |
 | This user's favourite animal is the chimpanzee. |
 | This user loves the Spring. |
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This user prefers warm weather. |
| YA | This user is a young adult . |
 | This user hasn't been roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris. Not yet... |
 | This user believes that cats are NOT food. |
 | This user loves rainy days. |
other
 | This user uses Windows XP. |
| ≥5 | This user contributes with a computer 5 years old or more. |
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This user contributes using a PC. |
 | This user contributes with a computer manufactured by Dell. |
 | This user still remembers these. |
Internet Movie Database . |
 | This user uses Aol Mail as a primary e-mail service. |
AOL Instant Messenger screenname is tapeleg247. |
| Y! | This user uses Yahoo! as a primary search engine. |
 | This user uses LimeWire. |
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This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox. |
 | This user has his display resolution set to 1680×1050. |
| 5.1 | This user has a 5.1 channel surround sound speaker set-up for his/her computer. |
MySpace . |
 | This user's TV service provider is Cox Cable. |
 | This user's mobile phone and data services provider is T-Mobile. |
 | This user steals their neighbor's wireless Internet connection. |
| File:IPodiPod Touch.svg | This user owns a nice iPod Touch iPod |
 | This user enjoys films. |
| w:) | This user is a wiki markup enthusiast. |
| PC | This user listens to podcasts. |
background
ancestries . |
Puerto Rican |
 | This user is of Native American ancestry. |
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This user is of Irish ancestry. |
 | This user is of Danish ancestry. |
 | This user is of German ancestry. |
Mexican ancestry. |
| † | This user survived Catholic school! |
| ✝ | This user is a Christian. |
| This user opposes racism and admires Martin Luther King Jr. |  |
family
| sibs-0 | This user is an only child on their mother's side. |
 | This user has a girlfriend. |
 | This user has a pet dog. |
| PET CAT | This user has a pet cat. |  |
.jpg){kind=small} | This user is a guinea pig owner. |
behavior/traits
 | This user has black hair. |
| noc | This user is nocturnal .
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I would say I'm a cynic but I bet you just wouldn't believe me. |
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This user has atypical depression. |
 | This user is a jokester or comedian. |
| ADHD | This user has ADHD. |
 | This user is homesick. |
 | This user is right-handed. |
 | This user does not smoke. |
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This user suffers from insomnia. |
 | This user is interested in fossils |
 | This user has no understanding of time and does everything at the last minute. |
| your you're | This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help. |
| “,;:’ | This user is a punctuation stickler. |
| A, B and C | This user prefers not to use the serial comma. |
| ’s | Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice. |
| their there they're | This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling! |
hobbies
| This user is a NINJA! What Ninja? I don't see a... *SCHHING!* AAH! |
| porn | This user enjoys pornography. |
bicyclist . |
 | This user is a skater. |
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This user enjoys snowboarding. |
.jpg){kind=small} | This user plays baseball. |
 | This user is a footballer. |
for/against
 | This user is a member of NORML. |
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This user is against the war on drugs. |
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This user is pro-cannabis. |
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This user supports equal rights for queer people. |
| Lib Dem |
This user supports the Liberal Democrats. |
immensely exaggerated |
stable Iraq . |
| This user does not smoke. |
 | This user advocates the use of the death penalty for certain criminal offences. |
| PC | This user is pro-choice .
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| $ £ ¥ € |
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This user finds censorship offensive. |
sovereign country.† |  |
| CF | This user is childfree .
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.svg){kind=small} | This user respects women and rejects any violence against women. |  |
more cowbell . |
wiki
not censored . |
| no ads | This user is against advertisements on Wikipedia. |
| This user will not post any more images, as they feel the image policy is unfair. |
 | This user believes that articles are useless without images. |
 | This user spends WAY too much time on Wikipedia and really needs to get off the computer... after one more edit. |
comedy
| I | This user is a fan of Improvisational comedy . |
| O | This user is a fan of Observational comedy. |
| Ph | This user is a fan of Physical comedy. |
| SU | This user is a fan of Stand-up comedy. |
| S | This user is a fan of surreal comedy. |
| fan-3 | This user thinks that Mitch Hedberg is the greatest comedian of all time. |
| fan-2 | This user is a big fan of the comedian Daniel Tosh. |
| fan-2 | This user is a big fan of the comedian Josh Sneed. |
| fan-2 | This user is a big fan of the comedian Greg Giraldo. |
| fan-1 | This user is a fan of the comedian Demetri Martin. |
food and drink
| C2H5OH-1 | This user drinks relatively infrequently. they are probably the better for it. |
 | Beer respects me. |
 | This user loves to eat pizza. |
.jpg){kind=small} | This user prefers pepperoni pizza. |
 | This user is addicted to White Castle cheeseburgers/hamburgers/etc. |
 | This user eats at Burger King. |
 | This user eats cheese. |
 | This user eats popcorn. |
 | This user eats quesadillas. |
 | This user eats bananas. |
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This user eats candy corn. |
 | This user knows they eat Reese's Pieces in heaven. |
 | This user loves A&W Root Beer |
| Fanta | This user drinks Fanta Orange. |
 | This user drinks Jones Soda. |
games and stuff
| + | This user enjoys playing retro games. |  |
| H * R | This user is a fan of Homestar Runner. Seriously. |
| PS2 | This user plays games on the PlayStation 2. |
 | This user plays the Xbox 360. |
| X | This user plays the Xbox. |
Halo series . |
| Tekken 5 | This user plays Tekken 5. |
GameCube. |  |
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This user loves Sega video game systems and games. |
 | This user plays table football, or "foosball". |
Super Mario series . |
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This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation. |
 | This user wants a PlayStation 3 but is too poor to get one. |
| fan-3 | This user thinks that Mortal Kombat 3 is the best computer or video game ever made. |
 | This user passed GO! (…so where is my $200?) |
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This user hates it when cool images are deleted. |
LIVE | This user plays on Xbox Live with the gamertag ElDiablo de Chi . |
gamerscore is 2465 and their completion percentage is optional%. |
music
 | This user is an audiophile. |
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This user likes most types of music. |
 | This user sings only in the shower. |
| 80s | This user rocks out to totally rad 80s new wave music. |
 | This user is a fan of David Bowie. |
 | This user enjoys ska. |
 | This user enjoys indie rock. |
 | This user enjoys electronic music. |
 | This user appreciates real punk music. |
 | This user believes that mankind cannot progress unless Country Music is eliminated.† |
 | This user knows that Christian rock doesn't make Christianity any better, but makes rock and roll worse. † |  |
| HM/MC | This user fuckin hates the band HM/MC. |
| FoB | This user hates the band FoB. |
| P@tD | This user hates the band P@tD . |
| CS | This user hates the band CS. |
| CIWWAF | This user hates the band CIWWAF . |
| SP | This user hates the band SP. |
| tAO | This user hates the band tAO. |
| HH | This user hates the band HH. |
| slvstn | This user hates the band slvstn. |
| song-2 | This user likes the song " Teddybears Sthlm . |
| song-2 | This user likes the song "Icky Thump" by The White Stripes. |
| song-2 | This user likes the song "Police Truck" by Dead Kennedys. |
| song-2 | This user likes the song "Come to Daddy" by Aphex Twin. |
| fan-1 | This user can slightly tolerate the artist Sum 41. |
| fan-1 | This user can slightly tolerate the artist New Found Glory. |
| fan-1 | This user can slightly tolerate the artist The Almost. |
| fan-1 | This user can slightly tolerate the artist The Starting Line. |
| band-2 | This user listens to The Postal Service. |
| band-2 | This user listens to Assembly Now. |
| band-2 | This user listens to Los Campesinos!. |
| band-2 | This user listens to Mika. |
| band-2 | This user listens to The Hoosiers. |
| band-3 | This user likes Bloc Party. |
| band-2 | This user listens to System of a Down. |
| band-2 | This user listens to The Fratellis. |
| band-2 | This user listens to Bloodhound Gang. |
| band-2 | This user listens to Radiohead. |
| band-3 | This user likes The Rakes. |
| band-3 | This user likes We Are Scientists. |
| band-3 | This user likes Of Montreal. |
| band-3 | This user likes Architecture in Helsinki. |
| band-3 | This user likes The Cribs. |
| band-3 | This user likes The Subways. |
| band-3 | This user likes Queens of the Stone Age. |
| band-3 | This user likes The Strokes. |
| band-3 | This user likes Yourcodenameis:milo. |
| fan-3 | This user loves The Good, The Bad & the Queen. |
| fan-3 | This user loves Pete Yorn. |
| 311 | Don't you tread on this user, 'cause this user will knock you down. |
| am | Contrary to popular belief, this user does not look good on the dance floor. |
| A7X | This user likes the band Avenged Sevenfold. |
| BB | This user loves the Beastie Boys. |
| No img till further notice, sry | This user wants everyone to know that Coheed & Cambria is not emo and everyone should make sure they are never classified as emo. |
| daft punk | This user likes to work it to Daft Punk. |
| FF | This user is a fan of Franz Ferdinand. |
| G | This user feels good. |
| GD | This user is an American Idiot. |
| KoL | This user is on call. |
 | This user doesn't look a thing like Jesus. |
| KoЯn | This user is Rotting in Vain. |
| LT | Hot topic is the way this user rhymes. |
| Maxïmo Park | This user is going missing for a while. |
| This user does not like Metallica. |
| TO | This user is a fan of The Offspring. |
| OK Go | This user listens to OK Go. |
| QOTSA | This user is a fan of Queens of the Stone Age. |
| R | This user loves The Ramones. |
| SSPU | This user is waiting and fading and floating away |
| SD | This user is a Social Distortion fan. |
 | This user is hard to explain |
| Sublime | This user doesn't practice Santeria. |
 | This user has been down in the desert with nothing but a piece of paper. |
Joker and the Thief . |
| YYY | This user loves the Yeah Yeah Yeahs. |
| W | This user LOVES the band W. |
| E | This user owns a copy of Kaiser Chiefs's Employment. |
| GC | This user loves the old school Good Charlotte. |
| R | This user owns a copy of first album . |
film/TV and misc.
| Coming Soon! | This user can't wait for the movie Public Enemies (film). |
| Coming Soon! | This user can't wait for the movie G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra. |
| Coming Soon! | This user can't wait for the movie Inglorious Basterds . |
| b | This user supports Blu-ray . |
| AYB | This user knows that "all your base are belong to us." |
| Sin City | This user knows that if you walk down the right back alley in Sin City, you can find anything... |
| ATHF | This user knows that Aqua Teen Hunger Force is #1 in the hood, G. |
| Lynch | This user is a fan of David Lynch's films. |
| Mr. T | This user pities the fool! |
| 💀 | This user is a certified Punisher fan! |
| BDKS | This user is the stone that the builder refused ... |
| her? | This user is a fan of Arrested Development. |
| Clerks | This user believes nothing can kill the Grimace. |
| Mr. Show |
This user remembers a time when people named the verge of laughter .
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| Scrubs | This user's inner monologue is tired of being called a girl's name. |
Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama ! |
 | This user is a fan of Law & Order: Special Victims Unit. | SVU |
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This user's got a case of the Mondays. |
 | This user has got red on him. |
 | This user always respects the Departed. |
| A Bug's Life | This user has seen A Bug's Life. |
 | Jagshemash! This user likes Borat. |  |
| S.O.A.P. | This user is a fan of Snakes on a Plane. |
| ND | This user is pretty good with a bo staff. |
 | This user once dabbled in pacifism. Not in 'Nam, of course. |
| Kill Bill | This user owns a Hattori Hanzo sword. |
 | This user will fight in the shade. |
| TDR | This user has some Top Secret Clown Business that needs to be attended to.
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| FC | This user does not talk about Fight Club. |
| 23 | This user sees the number 23 everywhere. |
| Clerks. | This user is not even supposed to be here today! |
black and white movies. |
| Indies | This user is a huge fan of small films. |
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This user is in a glass case of emotion. |
| ALIEN | In space no one can hear this user scream. |
| K-PAXian | This user is from K-PAX and constantly wears sunglasses on Earth. |
| TFMRS | What's crackin', little bitches? |
 | This user accepts the alias Pink. |
| PULP | This user does not think Marsellus Wallace looks like a bitch. |
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| DD | They made this user do it. |
| WC | This user never leaves a fellow crasher behind. |