User:MoraSique

Hi. My name's Michael Mrozek, I'm putting a total of twenty seconds into this page, maximum. Plus hours for userboxes, of course.

Wikipedia

This user is a recent changes patroller.

As pennance for saying years ago that there was no way a user-edited encyclopedia could ever work, I've elected to spend most of my Wikipedia time checking articles (thank God for

Username

After reading about the Essjay controversy, I thought I'd mention that I guarantee none of the information on this page :). If you're The New Yorker looking to write an article about me, you should probably call me. I particularly give no guarantees about the userboxen, I just recently updated them to reflect that I'm two years older than they claimed, and left it saying I have a girlfriend so long after I was single that by the time I noticed, I had another girlfriend already.

Userboxes

There are many, many userboxes here. This section is named userboxen because that seemed to be the consensus on the plural of userbox when I started this, but now all I see anywhere is userboxes, so I guess I'll switch.

Standard Name This user's name is Michael Mrozek. This user is male. 22 This user is 22 years old. This user is from Earth. This user is of Polish ancestry. KS-0 The user is exclusively heterosexual This user is a Piscean. 兔 This user was born in the year of the Rabbit. Daylight Saving Time . GMT-5 .	Physical near sighted . CB This user is color blind. This user does not smoke. This user obsessively drinks lots of Water and can be considered Aquaholic. This user is right-handed. This user is an omnivore.	Psychological MBTI type is ISTJ . This user's favo rite colo r is green. This user has no understanding of time and does everything at the last minute. This user is nocturnal. This user frequently experiences déjà vu. This user is owned by one or more cats. This user prefers cold weather. This user is not a biological parent. CF This user is childfree . I would say I'm a cynic but I bet you just wouldn't believe me. ~(p&~p) This user studies the concept of logic. This user thinks that abstractions cannot hurt anybody. This user is a skeptic. This user is a pessimist.	Contact @ This user can be reached by email at [email protected]. AOL Instant Messenger screenname is MoraSique . G talk This user's Google Talk screenname is sysop073 . This user's ICQ UIN is 64697995 . MSN Messenger as [email protected] . This user uses Skype. Their username is sysop073 . Y! This user's Yahoo! Messenger screename is sysop073 .
School This user is a college student. This user's favorite subject is computing. Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology . This user is a code monkey. ${\displaystyle e^{i\pi \ }}$ This user is a mathematician. This user has a keen interest in learning about Chemistry. This user is interested in Fossils. This user is interested in String Theory.	My Setup This user contributes using Gentoo Linux. This user prefers Mozilla Firefox. dual monitor configuration. This user contributes using a laptop. This user uses Pidgin to chat on multiple instant messaging networks. irssi This user uses IRC . This user's primary email client is Mozilla Thunderbird. This user once used DOS back in the day. This user puts OSes inside OSes with VirtualBox. This user knows that WINE is Not an Emulator! > _ This user often uses the command line when operating their computer. This user hacks happily with Emacs. .ly This user contributes sheet music examples using GNU Lilypond . C This user monitors their system using Conky. BB This user contributes using a broadband connection.	Accounts This user maintains a Facebook profile. This user tracks what they listen to on Last.fm. This user's news source is The Onion. /. This user has a Slashdot account. This user tracks their money on Where's George?	Math This user prefers the metric system. ${\displaystyle \int e^{x}dx}$ | I | N | T | E | G | R | A | L | S | My antiderivative ${\displaystyle \sum }$ This user is greater than the sum of their userboxes. Pi ≈ 3.1415926535897932384626433832 795028841971693993751058209749445 9230781640628620 8998628034825342 117067982148086513282306647093844 609550582231725359408128481117450 284102701938521105559644622948954 930381964428810975665933446128475 64823378678316527120190914564856 692346038610454326648213393607260 249141273724587006606315588174881 520920962829254091715364367892590 360011330530548820466521384146951 941511609 ${\displaystyle 0.{\bar {9}}=1}$ This user knows that 0.999... is exactly 1. Erdős 6 This user has an Erdős number of 6.
Userboxen This little tag you are reading is a userbox. This user has a sense of humour and shows it through the use of userboxes. This user uses userboxes on their userpage, in fact, this is a userbox ubx-5 This user uses entirely too many userboxes. This user was up all night finding userboxes and is now very drowsy. This user prefers using userboxes to fill up their user page instead of actually writing something useful. This user believes that userboxes do not divide the Wikipedia community, but rather emphasise its diversity. Ceci n'est pas une boîte utilisateur.	Grammar they he or she This user considers the singular they to be substandard English usage. to¦go This user chooses to sometimes use split infinitives. by The passive voice may be used by this user. …in. Ending a sentence with a preposition is something that this user is okay with. man- kind Regarding gender, this user prefers the vernacular, not what is politically correct. to too two This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two. who This user prefers using who for both the object and subject case. Who does it hurt to simplify things? which & that This user knows how to use which and that correctly. their there they're This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling! your you're This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help. “,;:’ This user is a punctuation stickler. . The This user does not put two spaces after a full stop. , This user fixes comma-splices ; they are annoying. A, B and C This user prefers not to use the serial comma. … This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately... "…" This user favours typewriter style quotation marks over typographic ones.	Food bagels , but NO CREAM CHEESE! This user loves pancakes. This user loves spaghetti. This user eats salad. This user eats apples. This user eats cheese. This user eats chicken. This user loves hamburgers. This user loves to eat fries, or chips. This user loves pasta. This user loves to eat pizza. You better keep your hands off my peeps! This user eats Swedish Fish. C2H5OH-0 This user is a non-drinker. This user drinks coffee. This user drinks Pepsi. This user drinks Mountain Dew.	Books/Music This user enjoys reading anything. reads between the lines. This user is a bibliophile. HP This user is a Harry Potter fan. HDM This user loves His Dark Materials. And is Dusty too, by the way.. D This user reads Dilbert. ._. This user sometimes reads manga. band This user plays in a band . This user plays the piano. This user plays the trumpet. This user likes all types of music.
Sports This user plays badminton. This user loves to bowl, but would love to get more strikes. This user plays ice hockey. This user plays soccer. This user plays tennis. This user plays eight-ball. This user plays nine-ball.	Religion atheist . This user is aware of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. This user is probably going to Hell.	Wikipedia This user is proud to be a Wikipedian. This editor is a WikiGnome. This user believes that process is important on Wikipedia and is opposed to its circumvention. This user opposes the installation of any kind of advertisements on Wikimedia Foundation operated sites. dar This editor is a darwikinist. incl This user is an inclusionist. imm This editor is an immediatist. This user tries to do the right thing. If they make a mistake, please let them know. This user finds copyright paranoia disruptive. vanity This user supports the removal of vanity pages with extreme prejudice. removes personal attacks because it's the right thing to do. 500+ This user has made more than 500 contributions to Wikipedia. This user believes that a user's edit count does not necessarily reflect on the value of their contributions to Wikipedia. This user is a member of Wikipedians against censorship. This user is opposed to online censorship. not censored .
Programming C-1 This user is a beginning C programmer. C++-2 This user is an intermediate C++ programmer. C#-1 This user is a beginning C# programmer. Perl-0 This user does not understand Perl, or can only read it knowing AWK and *NIX shells. BASIC-2 This user is an intermediate BASIC programmer. Java-3 This user is an advanced Java programmer. py-2 This user is an intermediate Python programmer. PHP-3 This user is an advanced PHP programmer. This user can program in Scheme. hs-1 This user is a beginning Haskell programmer. Erlang-1 This user is a beginner Erlang programmer. vb-2 This user is an intermediate Visual Basic programmer. css-2 This user is an intermediate Cascading Style Sheets user. HTML-3 This user is an advanced HTML user. LaTeX This user can typeset using LaTeX. js-1 This user is a beginning JavaScript programmer. mysql-2 This user is an intermediate MySQL programmer. bat-1 This user is an occasional Batch programmer. This user is an intermediate TI-BASIC programmer.	TV/Movies This user likes to hear that viewer discretion is advised. This user works for CTU. Charmed This user is a fan of the Charmed TV Series. M.D. This user watches House. Law & Order This user is a fan of all Law & Order series . All L&O NUMB3RS We all use math every day. off This user would choose their employees over a one night stand . This user does not taunt Happy Fun Ball. ATHF This user knows that Aqua Teen Hunger Force is #1 in the hood, G. FG This user thinks Family Guy is freakin' sweet. Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama ! The 4400 This user is a member of the 4400. DD They made this user do it. This user likes their Martinis shaken, not stirred. mach This user watches machinima. ...there is no spoon ". This user's got a case of the Mondays. This user should have bought a squirrel. Tron This user fights on the Game Grid . V This user should not be afraid of the government, the government should be afraid of this user. This user knows Who's on First. Force, but only a single Unifying Force . Sin City This user knows that if you walk down the right back alley in Sin City, you can find anything... This user supports the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants . This user knows Magneto was right. Dr. Who This user likes the Cybermen . BSG This user is a fan of the reimagined Battlestar Galactica series. This user must save the cheerleader to save the world. LOST 4…8…15…16…23…42… This user is LOST…	Games You just lost The Game. This user enjoys chess. This user plays mahjong. This user passed GO! (…so where is my $200?) This user is a shogi player. deck . This user enjoys playing blackjack. This user enjoys playing canasta. This user enjoys playing cribbage. This user enjoys playing card games. hearts . This user enjoys playing Magic: The Gathering This user is addicted to video games. X This user plays the Xbox. This user prefers to play games on a PC. games on their graphing calculator . This user knows where in the world Carmen Sandiego is. In The Groove or StepMania ). This user once loved Grand Theft Auto. Halo series . JK This user plays the Jedi Knight series of games such as Jedi Outcast. D'NI This user plays the Myst series. This user plays Pac-Man. This user plays the Sonic the Hedgehog series. UT This user plays Unreal Tournament. This user plays games from The Legend of Zelda series. This user plays World of Warcraft. LE This user's alignment is Lawful Evil: the "Dominator."	Miscellaneous bro This user has a little brother This user was active in the Boy Scouts of America. This user feels like a benzene ring. /_\ AIM talk perfectly well, and sometimes uses it, but not excessively. This user is old enough to remember what a typewriter is, and that's all you need to know. This user remembers using a rotary dial telephone. pumps their own gas. This user sees nothing wrong with the human form and doesn't view it as something that needs to be hidden. This user supports peace in space. This user believes truth is adaequatio intellectus et rei, or something like that. pol This user dislikes the concept of politics. X This user is strictly apolitical . This user likes to spin pens. ♂♀ This user supports gender equality. Eagle Scout . This user loves calculators. This user takes time to eat the flowers. This user likes to wink a lot, usually by the combination of a parenthesis and semicolon, but sometimes with a pretty graphic. jklozvrfajbk vsalvnkanvls;a This user likes banging on the keyboard. dlph Eeek ack sque'ek ook kkkk'k squeek. This user is being held hostage in a fortune cookie factory! Help! Ooooh.. here's a good one! Confucius says you will be held hostage in a fortune cookie factory. non This user is full of non sequiturs . Fix my saxophone! YM This user is your mom . .sdrawkcab si resu sihT ← 1, 2, 3... This userbox is a test. Please tell this user if you don't see it. A person is smart; people are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it! All your base are belong to this user. This user fears the clowns. This user is evil, and frequently says mwhahaha!